what would froud say?

[endofitall]

I had this awful dream last night. I was going to warm some coffee up in the microwave. But when I opened it up I noticed something odd. There was a bag of small marshmallows partially melted, which is not the odd part. On top of those partially melted marshmallows was a kitten (the odd part). I know, I know, that’s the most awful thing. The kitten had patches of singed hair, and was meowing in pain. I knew exactly who was responsible for this atrocity. My little brother was having a great big laugh in the living room adjacent. It was something he would do, so I flipped out and ran after him yelling the most awful horrible things I could think at the moment.
Now I don’t remember how this dream ended, but I think the kitten survived with only a few missing patches of hair and an increased chance of cancer.