Hmm...something creative...

[endlessthought]

Man, I feel like doing some creative like writing a story, or writing a script or drawing or doing something. I dunno. I got a lot of ideas flowing through my head right now. I'm feeling real restlest for some reason....any ideas

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[theadomination]

Oh, I've got ideas! I've got cascades of fantastic fantasies so fantastical that you couldn't even begin to fantasize about their fantasticality, they're so fantastically fantastic! But I'll be damned if I share them with the likes of you, Jacob! Here's an idea for you: take a bath with a plugged in toaster! But don't really, because then I'd be stuck with that newb Jamie and we all know how much he sucks. He is the suckiest suck to ever have sucked a suck. If there's ever anti-Jamie legislation introduced I'd support it in a heartbeat. I mean, what the Hell is his deal? I'm going to write a book entitled "Jamie Retel: What the Hell is the Deal?" Just the other day he was going on about how sexy Red Skull is and I'm like "Whoa, man, keep that between you and Richard Dean Anderson" but he persisted and went into detail on his various collections of homoerotic magazines and posters. Just yesterday it was announced that the Palestinians and Israelis reached an accord on their mutual hatred of Jamie Retel. I was the mediator, of course. And, furthermore, his hatred of other races is starting to seep into our conversations. Every other word is a racial slur, for God's sake! And I damn sure don't like him drawing swastikas on everything in sight! In summary: should measures be taken to restrict, punish, or eliminate Jamie Retel, I would either spearhead the initiative or support it staunchly.

Sincerely,
Dominic Capraro, Hater of Jamie

P.S. HOO-RAY!

[endlessthought]

Yeah I know what you mean. I was like "Hey Jamie, what's up?" and then he went into some rant about how He was gonna go to Germany and find Hitler's corpse and ressurect him and restart the Nazi's or something. Then he mentioned something about Hirohito...but that doesn't make sense since he hates asians. Methinks something is up with Mr. Retel. I think he's secretly working for the USSR or something like that...even though they're not called the USSR anymore...but that's what they want us to think!

[sdeph5200]

Does this mean I have to take down my Jamie Retal 5th Reich posters? Because I just got them in. Had to have them specially ordered by way of German Shepherd Mail.

Strangly enough he made me pay in blood. Jamie why do you do these things to me?

I mean...I mean... FORGIVE ME MASTER!!!