And I Don't Deserve You...
They spent the night having entirely glittery sex, until the cake wore off suddenly.
Everything was rather awkward after that.
Oh dear! I do love madlib-type things;;^^
"Gangly Tripping
Harry tripped along huskily. He was on his way to meet his lover, Ron, for Valentine's Day. He smiled to see a kangaroo hopping along, carrying a Hawaii in its mouth.
Harry was almost under the bed when he came across a rough cake, lying alone on a prickly plate. "That must be a treat from my smelly bear," he said to himself, and tripped over to it. The cake looked sticky, so he ate it.
It gave him the most cold tingling sensation in his stomach. "How unusual!" he said and continued tripping to see Ron.
When Ron came out to meet him, he took one look and fell over.
"What is it?" Harry cried swiftly.
"Your eye! And your leg!" Ron said. "They're purple! Can't you feel it?"
Harry felt his eye and his leg. They were indeed quite purple. "Oh, no!" Harry said. "I'm a woman!" He, or rather, she started to cry. "It must have been that rough cake you left for me. Did you know what it would do?"
"I didn't leave you any cake," Ron said. "I got you a store. It must have been that soft man who lives nearby. He acts a little slowly, ever since he bit a bus."
"But how can you ever love me, now that I'm a woman?" Harry sobbed.
"Well, I never knew how to tell you this," Ron said angrily, "but I actually prefer women. And I think your eye is really heavy like that."
"Really?" Harry dried her tears. Harry kissed Ron and it was an entirely glittery sensation, like a prickly blowfish from the bottom of the ocean.
They spent the night having entirely glittery sex, until the cake wore off suddenly.
Everything was rather awkward after that."
Arise, sticky kangaroo, and bite the rough bus.
I'm dying here. OF LAUGHTER
You may not think it's funny, but Kaytee here, who has had about 15 hours of sleep within the last 4-5 days or so, ANYTHING is funny. Especially stupid things ^_^
"When they had finished their romp, they drowsed angrily on the grass, forgetful of all but their smelly love. "We will stay together forever," Ron said, and they began all over again.
And so it was that the Wizard Stomach never got the Sticky Store and the forces of evil overwhelmed the land and nobody was happy ever again, at least until the sequel came out."
Okay! I srsly need to go to bed...
Everything was rather awkward after that.
Oh dear! I do love madlib-type things;;^^
"Gangly Tripping
Harry tripped along huskily. He was on his way to meet his lover, Ron, for Valentine's Day. He smiled to see a kangaroo hopping along, carrying a Hawaii in its mouth.
Harry was almost under the bed when he came across a rough cake, lying alone on a prickly plate. "That must be a treat from my smelly bear," he said to himself, and tripped over to it. The cake looked sticky, so he ate it.
It gave him the most cold tingling sensation in his stomach. "How unusual!" he said and continued tripping to see Ron.
When Ron came out to meet him, he took one look and fell over.
"What is it?" Harry cried swiftly.
"Your eye! And your leg!" Ron said. "They're purple! Can't you feel it?"
Harry felt his eye and his leg. They were indeed quite purple. "Oh, no!" Harry said. "I'm a woman!" He, or rather, she started to cry. "It must have been that rough cake you left for me. Did you know what it would do?"
"I didn't leave you any cake," Ron said. "I got you a store. It must have been that soft man who lives nearby. He acts a little slowly, ever since he bit a bus."
"But how can you ever love me, now that I'm a woman?" Harry sobbed.
"Well, I never knew how to tell you this," Ron said angrily, "but I actually prefer women. And I think your eye is really heavy like that."
"Really?" Harry dried her tears. Harry kissed Ron and it was an entirely glittery sensation, like a prickly blowfish from the bottom of the ocean.
They spent the night having entirely glittery sex, until the cake wore off suddenly.
Everything was rather awkward after that."
Arise, sticky kangaroo, and bite the rough bus.
I'm dying here. OF LAUGHTER
You may not think it's funny, but Kaytee here, who has had about 15 hours of sleep within the last 4-5 days or so, ANYTHING is funny. Especially stupid things ^_^
"When they had finished their romp, they drowsed angrily on the grass, forgetful of all but their smelly love. "We will stay together forever," Ron said, and they began all over again.
And so it was that the Wizard Stomach never got the Sticky Store and the forces of evil overwhelmed the land and nobody was happy ever again, at least until the sequel came out."
Okay! I srsly need to go to bed...