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So after attending the worst lunch of all time, A-Day/C-Lunch, I was walking towards English as usual. I began pondering where I was going in life and the impression that I'm giving off. I assessed the situation, and came to the conclusion that I'm good at basic things that you wouldn't think take any sort of skill or talent. Well, you're an asshole and you're wrong.
It's kind of sad to realize that you'll never be measured as smart in a world of booksmarts and assholes, because people don't know what smart is. Smart isn't getting an A on a math exam(Unless you're me and get an A without doing anything). It's not getting a 5.0 gpa. It's knowing how to do the most basic stuff in the most unique and advanced way.
I've compiled a list of a few "common things" that I've come to become an expert on.
1.) Eating grapefruit.
- I'm pretty good at this. I use to not eat them as much because I had to use a knife and cut the little pieces away from the stuff and separate it for easy access. That's ofn(Old Fucking News, for all of you n0n-l337 kids). Nowadays I have my pimp ass spoon with the Jagged Edge. I capitalized that to pay my respects to that legendary group. Bottom line, custom spoons make me feel like MacGyver.
2.) Video games.
- It's evident where I'm going in life.. Nowhere. I credit this future accomplishment to my 24/7 hard on for video games. Computer, PS2, Gamecube, it doesn't matter. I don't discriminate when it comes to video games(but I do when it comes to people..i.e Mexicans). Shit, I'll play two video games at the same time. I'm sad to say I've actually skipped school TO play video games. That last sentence probably would've been funny had it not been for the truth of it.
3.) Anaujiram.
- No comment.
4.) Not getting laid.
- This one doesn't take too much effort. No attempt, no failure- that's my motto.
5.) Making up lies.
- Zach and I have become experts on this. Give us your toughest scenario and we'll get you out of it. $10 per problem/lie we have to create. 488-3715- Ask for George, even though I'll probably answer the phone.
6.) Getting through life without really doing anything.
- This one is kind of new, but I've thought about it and I guess it's pretty useful. I use to do stuff, until I figured out that I can do less than half of that and get away with it. However, I can turn on my predatorial instincts and dominate whenever I please.
That's pretty much it. 6 things. Oh well, that's 6 more than you.
It's kind of sad to realize that you'll never be measured as smart in a world of booksmarts and assholes, because people don't know what smart is. Smart isn't getting an A on a math exam(Unless you're me and get an A without doing anything). It's not getting a 5.0 gpa. It's knowing how to do the most basic stuff in the most unique and advanced way.
I've compiled a list of a few "common things" that I've come to become an expert on.
1.) Eating grapefruit.
- I'm pretty good at this. I use to not eat them as much because I had to use a knife and cut the little pieces away from the stuff and separate it for easy access. That's ofn(Old Fucking News, for all of you n0n-l337 kids). Nowadays I have my pimp ass spoon with the Jagged Edge. I capitalized that to pay my respects to that legendary group. Bottom line, custom spoons make me feel like MacGyver.
2.) Video games.
- It's evident where I'm going in life.. Nowhere. I credit this future accomplishment to my 24/7 hard on for video games. Computer, PS2, Gamecube, it doesn't matter. I don't discriminate when it comes to video games(but I do when it comes to people..i.e Mexicans). Shit, I'll play two video games at the same time. I'm sad to say I've actually skipped school TO play video games. That last sentence probably would've been funny had it not been for the truth of it.
3.) Anaujiram.
- No comment.
4.) Not getting laid.
- This one doesn't take too much effort. No attempt, no failure- that's my motto.
5.) Making up lies.
- Zach and I have become experts on this. Give us your toughest scenario and we'll get you out of it. $10 per problem/lie we have to create. 488-3715- Ask for George, even though I'll probably answer the phone.
6.) Getting through life without really doing anything.
- This one is kind of new, but I've thought about it and I guess it's pretty useful. I use to do stuff, until I figured out that I can do less than half of that and get away with it. However, I can turn on my predatorial instincts and dominate whenever I please.
That's pretty much it. 6 things. Oh well, that's 6 more than you.