Sherlock thoughts

Aug 01, 2010 22:15

* Uh, proper tea! Like Yixing clay? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yixing_clay_teapot

* Don't lift the sheet! It's bait for a trap.

* We all have our little challanges. Self-service tills, assassins in our flat...

* Online shopping is your friend, lads!

* Poor Watson, Army pension is never extensive.

* A backwards 42?

* His Uni mate is a wanker. And there was no secretary chat.

* A locked room mystery! Result!

* Ah, Watson, possibly the only flatmate who knows how much the rent is.

* How wide are those windowsills?

* If I were them I'd be off taxis!

* You can use my balcony, but only if you use that pleading expression.

* Avoiding creditors?

* Aww, he can't have his pet copper! No Lestrade.

* Sidetracked? Dead people happen to be very sidetracky!

* Sue Lin puts little flowers in her name. Ugh.

* "A bit overqualified." Ugh, I winced.

* Somebody likes the interviewer!

* The Gospel of Sherlock. For when someone makes the Agnostic Bible, maybe?

* A climbing killer? I'd love a trained ape!

* Windowsills! I called it.

* The killer waits in the flat. The victims sees the ciphers, freaks, and goes and locks himself in with his killer.

* Yup, spraycans all the way. Snuck into a library and silently used.

* Watson is so busted! An asbo, you lucky bastard! Some people have to works for weeks to get one of those!

* Hmm. Smuggling teapots, maybe?

* I must admit to a certain tacky liking for beckoning cats.

* 1-15. Forest v Rams? (sorry).

* Those creaky ladders make me wince.

* The killer waits in the flat...

* The strangler's an amateur. Choking to unconsciousness is one thing, actually killing takes ages.*

* I would gladly move into that museum!

* Get off the rails, our Watson!

* Camera phones, the detective's friend.

* Such a fresh and crisp tattoo!

* Random smuggler #602 would be forgotten. Not so much a sister!

* Shots are fired. Watson's back in the game!

* Digesting slows him down? All the blood rushes from his brain to his tummy, presumably.

* May nobody ever have to ask for all my books! They'd have to hire a lorry.

* Wait, Uni mate went all over the world!

* It has to be a book they have in common.

* Iain Banks. I commend their taste. You just know The Detective figured out The Wasp Factory's twist ten pages in, don't you?

* Don't gooseberry the humans, man!

* I like this better than the circus I saw as a kid.

* Never let a woman load a crossbow that's bigger than she is.

* I'll bet she has to take care how big the hole is. Too much sand the weight falls too fast and...

* Candles and silk scarves, huh? That's not a bad idea or anything.

* Get your Bartitsu on, Detective!

* Best. First. Date. Ever.

* Even the pickled oninos are off, really?

* Yes! Mrs H brings the kitchen-fu!

* That's a point, I wonder my London A-Z is?

* Will you please be intellectually absorbed with your back to a wall?

* *sigh* Get a kebab next time.

* Stalking horse. The Detective has used Watson as a stalking horse!

* Hmm. She's still in the chair. Overbalance it shortly before the good bit, you might only lose a kneecap.

* Next date? Getting your date put in a death trap is almost certainly a dumping offence!

* She did call it the Empress' hair pin. Clue's in the name!

* Is that green bead in her hair?

* Ha ha! I called it!

* That's oddly sad. He just thought she'd like the pretty hair pin.

* Hmm. I wonder what the eye means? "Bastard in there sees everything."

* That's not all that subtle, Moriarty!

* I'm not a serial killer. No, really.

sherlock

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