Sherlock thoughts
Yes, I liked Sherlock so much I found myself opening Notepad a couple of minutes in.
* Oh right, of course! Watson was injured in Afganistan in the original.
* Oooh, where do I know the actor playing the shrink from?
* I need to find his blog. It looked a blogspot one.
* Hmm. cyanide capsule?
* Whu? Did the Suicide Fairy hand out her magic candy?
* Oh piss off. Three suicides over three months in a major city? No authority would even notice.
* Snarky texts of win!
* Daily Mail. Stop using facts, start talking about fear!
* Hello, hotness with riding crop!
* Forget it, forensic scientist. Though your lippy is quite nice he's clearly a Time Lord.
* He has a swooshy coat and a scarf. Clearly Sherlock Holmes is a pseudonym because he got tired of humans going "The Detective? Detective Who?"
* They're going to live over a caff. Just as well, I'll bet Watson only does Army tea and the Detective can't cook.
* Hey, is that Una Stubbs? Rock on, Cliff Richard's ex!
* My mobile phone says nothing about my sibling. I am disappoint.
* It's no good, Mrs Hudson, you're clearly going to be their auntie.
* Wait wait wait. Orinally he did this mobile phone trick with a man's pocketwatch.
* "Hello, freak!" Liking her already.
* The state of her knees made me make a really terrible baw'ing laugh.
* Ugh, I hate annoying thinkers, too.
* Rache! I feel oddly chuffed by this.
* "Your funny little brains" You're supposed to be posing as a human, remember?
* The mising suitcase would presumably be pink? And if the killer's a man, he might have some pink lippy in unexpected places.
* Actually she has a point. Look at his glee at serial killers. Upping the ante is a real danger, and they'll never realise until he's dead and the mysterious deaths end.
* Or he could settle for phone pranks for the lulz instead.
* Wait, is that Moriarty calling him?
* RunLikeFuck! RunLikeFuck! That's a Mark Gatiss character!
* Mark Gatiss is blatantly channeling Roger Delgado's Master. Love it.
* Also loving that Watson is absolutely no way a buffoon. He reminds of the Bride from Kill Bill.
* I wonder what Anthea's deal is? I don't remember her from the books.
* He's downgraded to nicotine. Tch. I sort of thought he'd be a Red Bull man.
* Hmm. Fifty-fifty split, maybe?
* Shame about the skull. I was about to nickname it Bob II.
* Cab drivers. Especially when it's rainy. They hunt the crowds.
* It's true, I've not had an arch enemy since boarding school.
* No, honey, he wouldn't date humans. That would be icky.
* The stick is a lie!
* Ah, London. The traffic hasn't averaged more then about 10mph in centuries.
* You need to twoc some psychic paper next time.
* Sherlock's stash was probably in the skull.
* Not that high-functioning. Sociopath though, I'll grant you that.
* Winch it down for the humans IQs already!
* Nooo! Mrs Hudson! Oh, no, she's okay.
* There's no way in hell the Detective can resist that.
* The pink phone has the GPS signal, rememeber? You're logged in to it.
* Great I can see. Good is going to need a lot more interaction with Watson.
* Like a sort of evil Norman Lovett.
* No, look, they're both poisonous. Dude's either rocked an antivirus or he's decided he's finished.
* Hey, life as a cabbie isn't wasted!They take such care of the Knowledge that their brain matter changes.
* A sponsored serial killing! Well, it's better than hillwalking.
* No, he's addicted to himself, the future legend of his own genius.
* Why is there a blankie? Ah, he's wondering too.
* Giggling at the crime scene. Dearie me.
* Waaait. Is that Mycroft? That explains the concern...
* It is! Ha, I'll bet he's the WI on occaision as well. You know, with the right frock.
* Is Anthea Moriarty? No, she's too absent. Her tech is doing her cognition for her, like one of my old Uni projects.
Conclusion: Obviously the Moff and Mark Gatiss love making Doctor Who so much they...uh...make Doctor Who whenever they're not making Doctor Who. I'm not sure if that's deliberate, or if the unconscious signals given off by two children of Target books are being picked up by another child of Target books.
* Oh right, of course! Watson was injured in Afganistan in the original.
* Oooh, where do I know the actor playing the shrink from?
* I need to find his blog. It looked a blogspot one.
* Hmm. cyanide capsule?
* Whu? Did the Suicide Fairy hand out her magic candy?
* Oh piss off. Three suicides over three months in a major city? No authority would even notice.
* Snarky texts of win!
* Daily Mail. Stop using facts, start talking about fear!
* Hello, hotness with riding crop!
* Forget it, forensic scientist. Though your lippy is quite nice he's clearly a Time Lord.
* He has a swooshy coat and a scarf. Clearly Sherlock Holmes is a pseudonym because he got tired of humans going "The Detective? Detective Who?"
* They're going to live over a caff. Just as well, I'll bet Watson only does Army tea and the Detective can't cook.
* Hey, is that Una Stubbs? Rock on, Cliff Richard's ex!
* My mobile phone says nothing about my sibling. I am disappoint.
* It's no good, Mrs Hudson, you're clearly going to be their auntie.
* Wait wait wait. Orinally he did this mobile phone trick with a man's pocketwatch.
* "Hello, freak!" Liking her already.
* The state of her knees made me make a really terrible baw'ing laugh.
* Ugh, I hate annoying thinkers, too.
* Rache! I feel oddly chuffed by this.
* "Your funny little brains" You're supposed to be posing as a human, remember?
* The mising suitcase would presumably be pink? And if the killer's a man, he might have some pink lippy in unexpected places.
* Actually she has a point. Look at his glee at serial killers. Upping the ante is a real danger, and they'll never realise until he's dead and the mysterious deaths end.
* Or he could settle for phone pranks for the lulz instead.
* Wait, is that Moriarty calling him?
* RunLikeFuck! RunLikeFuck! That's a Mark Gatiss character!
* Mark Gatiss is blatantly channeling Roger Delgado's Master. Love it.
* Also loving that Watson is absolutely no way a buffoon. He reminds of the Bride from Kill Bill.
* I wonder what Anthea's deal is? I don't remember her from the books.
* He's downgraded to nicotine. Tch. I sort of thought he'd be a Red Bull man.
* Hmm. Fifty-fifty split, maybe?
* Shame about the skull. I was about to nickname it Bob II.
* Cab drivers. Especially when it's rainy. They hunt the crowds.
* It's true, I've not had an arch enemy since boarding school.
* No, honey, he wouldn't date humans. That would be icky.
* The stick is a lie!
* Ah, London. The traffic hasn't averaged more then about 10mph in centuries.
* You need to twoc some psychic paper next time.
* Sherlock's stash was probably in the skull.
* Not that high-functioning. Sociopath though, I'll grant you that.
* Winch it down for the humans IQs already!
* Nooo! Mrs Hudson! Oh, no, she's okay.
* There's no way in hell the Detective can resist that.
* The pink phone has the GPS signal, rememeber? You're logged in to it.
* Great I can see. Good is going to need a lot more interaction with Watson.
* Like a sort of evil Norman Lovett.
* No, look, they're both poisonous. Dude's either rocked an antivirus or he's decided he's finished.
* Hey, life as a cabbie isn't wasted!They take such care of the Knowledge that their brain matter changes.
* A sponsored serial killing! Well, it's better than hillwalking.
* No, he's addicted to himself, the future legend of his own genius.
* Why is there a blankie? Ah, he's wondering too.
* Giggling at the crime scene. Dearie me.
* Waaait. Is that Mycroft? That explains the concern...
* It is! Ha, I'll bet he's the WI on occaision as well. You know, with the right frock.
* Is Anthea Moriarty? No, she's too absent. Her tech is doing her cognition for her, like one of my old Uni projects.
Conclusion: Obviously the Moff and Mark Gatiss love making Doctor Who so much they...uh...make Doctor Who whenever they're not making Doctor Who. I'm not sure if that's deliberate, or if the unconscious signals given off by two children of Target books are being picked up by another child of Target books.