Doctor Who thoughts- now with more caps lock!
Click to view* Vincent? Did you draw the crack, love?
* Bracewell! Churchill! Show me the paint!
* River! That's a surprisingly spacious cell.
* And I want that drawing for an icon.
* River vs Liz. Not sure who I'm rooting for- can they just have the UST of awesome, please?
* Jack's been bartering, huh? I'd love to know what he got in return.
* Meanwhile, back at the ranch...
* I've just made a really unaatractive braying laugh.
* Amy's a throbbing mass of hormones, isn't she?
* Roman is all smudgy about the lips. I think we all know who Cleopatra is.
* Meeep! noo, lovely TARDIS! She's like my favourite auntie!
* Horsies! Unconvincingly ridden ones!
* Stonehenge? Really? Spinal Tap called, they want their cliche back.
* Awooga! Awooga! We have cyber-heads!
* Goblin-trickster-warrior? That's your CV right there, Doctor.
* Matalans? Oh shit! When do the WHSmiths get disabled?
* Daleks incoming! Lots and lots of gribbly Daleks.
* More cybermen! Oooh, should be a good mosh between them and the Daleks.
* Oh my gods. It's the whole fucking Greatest Hits Album up there!
* But you're great at running! Listen to River!
* Romans vs EVERYONE. Good mosh!
* Ri-ver! Ri-ver! Ri-ver! Though I doubt all soldiers are atheists.
* That's no time to bust out Chekov's ring!
* "Nothing is ever forgotten" Yay, Robin of Sherwood quote!
* Amy never did make any damn sense.
* Hey, the plan worked! It doesn't have to be clever, it just has to work.
* The arm was totally bluffing. Nice boots, though!
* You had to ask, darted-up Amy!
* Romans 1, Cybermen 0!
* Roman Rory! ROMAN RORY!
* The Doctor's clearly got a lot on his mind.
* Oh, Rory. I'm all cheerful now! Go be the Bad Wolf or something!
* Lot of cogs, was the Pandorica made by steampunk fetishists?
* I'd back the fuck off here, everyone. He's a madman with a box and you know it.
* Don't snap at the TARDIS! She's just had some very bad news.
* Go get her, Rory! I can't remember the saying in Latin, but faint heart and fair maid!
* Wait, who said "Silence Will Fall?"
* Amy's house is still bloody creepy. How could she live there so long?
* I want that edition of Pandora's Box! Also, house not as creepy as baby-stalker-Amy.
* Does he look like a Roranicus? I mean, really?
* NO NO NO! That's Rory! Screw you all, Rory is back!
* So it was him that taught River. Jolly good.
* No! Don't activate them yet. Not yet.
* Oh, this can't be good. Hello, arc light.
* They're Nestene! Pass me the anitplastic!
* Rory! *heart breaking*
* Hell, it worked for Bracewell, maybe it'll work for Rory :(
* Oooh, it must be so fun to rifle though the BBC's costume dept!
* Is anyone else reminded of the Behemoth from Dark Season?
* Oh Rory, love, I'm so sorry! Good grief, Amy must really freak me out.
* Oh, we're in slow mo. Not a good sign.
* Like the Daleks are arsed about the crack, they tried to deploy a reality bomb!
* Wait, has River just buggered the entire universe?
* Oooh, concrete wall. The TARDIS likes a cheap, final laugh.
* All the stars just exploded. Well done, evil alliance *golf clap*