Doctor Who thoughts- now with slash goggles!
*Hello, rural cliche!
*I'm screaming too- Rory's rat tail!
*Not a leafblower, hon.
* "You swallowed a planet!" Must remember to use that on my sister. From a safe distance.
* Aww, the Doctor has the same nightmare about being trapped in rural England that I do!
* Rory and the Doctor look so snuggly together!
* Chucking away the manual- such a bloke.
* "Don't talk to me when I'm cross!" I have days like that.
* Sinister oldies, let's roll!
* Hmm. Swing and a miss on the diplomacy check, there.
* I sense bowtie envy from the Dream Lord!
* Oooh, he's a bastard. I like him.
* Why is it always about Amy, ffs? Bad enough we're watching Amy Pond's Amazing Time Travelling Harem!
* Little purple space dog? I'm going to need K-9 and a can of spraypaint!
* That jumper is hilariously horrible.
* Don't take the piss Amy, just because you're being gross and not using a Loom.
* It's okay, Rory, you'll find a grownup to marry someday.
* A cold star? Really? It's daft but I like the idea and don't know why.
* Piles of dust? I don't like the looks of- oh damn, I called it.
* Dreamlord definitely fanboying here. And there's nothing wrong with digging redheads!
* Rory battering old ladies! And calling Amy Chubs!
* Oh, I do so love the Doctor's baby-giraffe stagger.
* Sofa can read, huh. Lending my sofa a paperback soon.
* It's going to have to be zero degrees kelvin. That's not so hard to say, is it?
* The oldies sound like the Scream of the Shalka. Anyone remember that?
* That's it. All new companions must go through a slideshow showing their, uh, thirty odd predecessors before they get a key.
* Yes! Scissors! The hair of the entire freaking universe gets a little better by average.
* Oh shit, no.
* Are they going to Thelma and Louise this? No, they're going to take out some more oldies on the way, though!
* I'm calling it- the Dream Lord Master of the Land of Fiction.
* Why are there winds just outside the TARDIS?
* Ooh, I was wrong. Hmm. The Doctor's unconscious isn't terribly impressed with Amy. I wonder if that's from when she jumped on him?
It's a shame, I'd love future bastardry for the Dream Lord.
*I'm screaming too- Rory's rat tail!
*Not a leafblower, hon.
* "You swallowed a planet!" Must remember to use that on my sister. From a safe distance.
* Aww, the Doctor has the same nightmare about being trapped in rural England that I do!
* Rory and the Doctor look so snuggly together!
* Chucking away the manual- such a bloke.
* "Don't talk to me when I'm cross!" I have days like that.
* Sinister oldies, let's roll!
* Hmm. Swing and a miss on the diplomacy check, there.
* I sense bowtie envy from the Dream Lord!
* Oooh, he's a bastard. I like him.
* Why is it always about Amy, ffs? Bad enough we're watching Amy Pond's Amazing Time Travelling Harem!
* Little purple space dog? I'm going to need K-9 and a can of spraypaint!
* That jumper is hilariously horrible.
* Don't take the piss Amy, just because you're being gross and not using a Loom.
* It's okay, Rory, you'll find a grownup to marry someday.
* A cold star? Really? It's daft but I like the idea and don't know why.
* Piles of dust? I don't like the looks of- oh damn, I called it.
* Dreamlord definitely fanboying here. And there's nothing wrong with digging redheads!
* Rory battering old ladies! And calling Amy Chubs!
* Oh, I do so love the Doctor's baby-giraffe stagger.
* Sofa can read, huh. Lending my sofa a paperback soon.
* It's going to have to be zero degrees kelvin. That's not so hard to say, is it?
* The oldies sound like the Scream of the Shalka. Anyone remember that?
* That's it. All new companions must go through a slideshow showing their, uh, thirty odd predecessors before they get a key.
* Yes! Scissors! The hair of the entire freaking universe gets a little better by average.
* Oh shit, no.
* Are they going to Thelma and Louise this? No, they're going to take out some more oldies on the way, though!
* I'm calling it- the Dream Lord Master of the Land of Fiction.
* Why are there winds just outside the TARDIS?
* Ooh, I was wrong. Hmm. The Doctor's unconscious isn't terribly impressed with Amy. I wonder if that's from when she jumped on him?
It's a shame, I'd love future bastardry for the Dream Lord.