That's a lot of birthdays on one day!
St. Awesome, as we all know, was never martyred as such, he just realised that the Earth couldn't contain this much nifty, and so beat the crap out of Chuck Norris to give us mere mortals a chance before riding off into the sunset.
St. Awesome was known for possessing the wisdom of Bill Hicks, the peach-blossom ascension of Master Oogway, the technopathic abilities of the Fonz, and the, uh, self-confidence of Zaphod Beeblebrox.
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Happy birthday, everyone.