I've had a rubbish couple of days.
Since posting the cold turned into a raging feverish nightmare, night before last I collapsed in the corridor. Still, I'm definitely on the mend now- no, look, I'm lying, I just realised I'm disappointed about missing today's episode of Diagnosis Murder. Bury me in a wicker coffin with a kilo of Cadbury's, okay?
Huh. Anyone picturing the likes of David Cameron doing something like this?
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