Because sometimes, I need to do something stupid

Nov 28, 2004 18:49

Naruto 111 - "Konoha's Five Ninja + One! In Impregnable Formation!"
--Summarized by Sarah--

Tsunade: Though you are one of the weakest genins, capable of using only one jutsu, and you gave up quickly in your match in the exam, we think you’re smart, so congratulations on being the only genin to become a chuunin in the exam, Shikamaru. Here’s a vest.

Shikamaru: Sweet.

Tsunade: We now have a mission for you. You must find Sasuke’s head. We believe it has become lodged so far up in his ass that it will be difficult to find without retrieving the rest of his body as well. Assemble a team of genins and pursue him.

Shikamaru: Hmm, who should I take? Well, Neji of course, because he hates taking orders from those who are weaker than him, such as myself. Next, Kiba because he has a dog, and when tracking someone, you always want a dog. Chouji must come too, because he’s my fat, useless teammate, but I always support him and even fat kids need screen time. I only get one more, right? Hm, I should probably bring Shino because he’s the most responsible, but wait, nevermind. I’ll bring Naruto instead ‘cause he’s the main character.

Naruto: Does this mean I get to touch Sasuke’s butt?

The end.

Look, I love Naruto, but Sasuke, you are STUPID. That is all.
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