(no subject)
The judge said, "The calendar says April 1st is April Fools Day. Psalm 14:1 states, 'The fool says in his heart, there is no God.' Thus, it is the opinion of this court, that, if your client says there is no God, then he is a fool. Therefore, April 1st is his day. Court is adjourned."
SAD BUT TRUE YOU GOTTA LOVE A JUDGE YOU KNOWS HIS SCRIPTURE!
SAD BUT TRUE YOU GOTTA LOVE A JUDGE YOU KNOWS HIS SCRIPTURE!