Nov 07, 2004 15:16
Today we salute you Mr. George W. Bush voter. While others are trying to get this country off the path to destruction, you went muddin' to the polls with your 12-pack of Natural Light and helped keep Satan's personal ass clown on the throne. The only thing we know about Bush is that he is going to make the rich richer, the poor poorer, triple our deficit, and send our army to Arab countries so we can murder more children - just in case they're terrorists. Sure John Kerry looks like Al Pacino in the Devil's Advocate, but he isn't going to beat up third world countries and take their lunch money while whacking it to the Teletubbies. So crack open a Nice Warm Natty Light and wave your Confederate flag you Racist Republican Ass-dildo, because that's all you're going to be able to afford.