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Feb 09, 2005 14:12

So, yeah, where was I?

Oh yeah! A penguin was driving through the desert when his car starts smoking and sputtering. He just happens to be approaching a small town, so he decides to pull over at a garage and have it looked at.

He pulls in, tells the mechanic the problem, and the mechanic tells the penguin that it will be about a half an hour until he can diagnose the problem. So, being a hot day in the desert, the penguin decides he needs some ice cream while he waits. He goes across the street to the diner, and fulfills his desire with a nice, cool ice cream cone.

A little while later, the penguin makes his way back to the garage, and as he approaches, the mechanic emerges. Wiping his hands, he says:

"Well, it looks like you've blown a seal."

The penguin looks up at the man, and wipes his beak.

"No, that's just vanilla ice cream."
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