The end is near again already...

[brentos_oh_yeah]

The Watchman's Cry, after earning their apostrophe, shutting down their forum, opening it back up again, and forgetting to remove their notice that the forum is now closed, has done it again. They've put up yet another warning that the end is really near. They've even come up with a date which is of course extremely precise, so precise in fact that they've given us two dates. They've actually come up with a way to double the odds of them being right is how I look at it. But they don't even really need anything so gimmicky since what they're predicting is so vague anyhow: It's not *really* going to be the end, just the end of life as we know it. But it's going to include zombies that's one thing for sure. But not really zombies, just spiritual zombies in the sense that we're all going to become zombies spiritually, or something. Don't believe me? Then just read this warning for yourselves before it's too late and see the proof, which consists of numerology and the fact that there's going to be two zombie movies coming out as part of the conspiracy. What's next? A TV show about zombies?

What I really like about this prediction is how they've added up the months and years and days from some quote in the bibble or whatever and just added that sum to the day when the most Americans ever were killed in one day and came up with this exactly precise date (dates). I haven't the heart to tell them that not all years and months have the same amount of days but at least they're precise. And yes monster fans, the zombie apocalypse also includes werewolves. At least that's what they have in the first image here... And here it is! Oh Yeah!

http://www.watchmanscry.com/article_babylon_arrives_prt2.html