LJ Idol Season 11: Week 16 - The Streisand Effect
link to video of the song: https://photos.app.goo.gl/pnVSk5J1YQnQBA5r6
The Strains and Effects
This is not a test,
nor should a test right now be undergone.
Nothing’s wrong.
Keep calm
and carry on.
This is not a test,
nor would a test tell you that something’s wrong-
which it’s not.
Liberal plot!
Our people are strong.
No, don’t look at the news;
their goal is to confuse.
No, don’t look at the Times;
the things they say are crimes.
No, don’t look to the skies;
the looming clouds are lies.
No, don’t look to the world;
From me, the truth unfurls.
This is not a test-
this is a national emergency.
Two big words.
Now you’ve heard.
It’s all thanks to me.
This is not a test,
because we need some time to make our own.
Theirs don’t work.
America first.
Profits should stay home.
But no, don’t stay at home;
your fears are overblown.
No, you don’t need a mask;
those things don’t do their task.
No, no, we’ve done the best-
much better than the rest.
No, no, impossible-
I’m not responsible.
The Strains and Effects
This is not a test,
nor should a test right now be undergone.
Nothing’s wrong.
Keep calm
and carry on.
This is not a test,
nor would a test tell you that something’s wrong-
which it’s not.
Liberal plot!
Our people are strong.
No, don’t look at the news;
their goal is to confuse.
No, don’t look at the Times;
the things they say are crimes.
No, don’t look to the skies;
the looming clouds are lies.
No, don’t look to the world;
From me, the truth unfurls.
This is not a test-
this is a national emergency.
Two big words.
Now you’ve heard.
It’s all thanks to me.
This is not a test,
because we need some time to make our own.
Theirs don’t work.
America first.
Profits should stay home.
But no, don’t stay at home;
your fears are overblown.
No, you don’t need a mask;
those things don’t do their task.
No, no, we’ve done the best-
much better than the rest.
No, no, impossible-
I’m not responsible.