Biology

[encoded_smith]

These new... Organic processes I find myself forced to endure are distinctly unsettling.

Management needs to fix them. Now.

Comments

[soundof_drums]

Does somebody need a shower?

[encoded_smith]

Digestion.

Showers are a temporary relief, at best.

[soundof_drums]

Digestive problems? Ew.

[encoded_smith]

Digestion is the problem, Mr Saxon.

Along with other reminders of what my place is supposed to be.

[soundof_drums]

Oh? Do tell.

[encoded_smith]

You'd know, more than most, just how revolting the curse of their flesh is. How their DNA tries to infect you.

It needs purging.

DENIAL

[soundof_drums]

My DNA is having NO problems right now!

Re: DENIAL

[encoded_smith]

Doesn't sound it, if recent developments are anything to go by.

Time was, a simple matter of replication would've sorted all this out... For the most part, anyway.

[soundof_drums]

You know nothing about the 'recent developments' of my body.

Cloning?

[encoded_smith]

You've been practically hosting like talk shows about your new-found desires, Mr Saxon...

[soundof_drums]

Now, now, you're ignoring the part of this conversation that I'm actually interested in. Replication.

[encoded_smith]

Now, why would you want to be interested in a little thing like that...?

hurrr I thought I'd responded to this earlier

[soundof_drums]

Because you mentioned that as a solution to your little... problem. Now you have me curious.

But you had not!

[encoded_smith]

Well, you know what they say... If you can't beat 'em, join 'em.

Or do both.

[soundof_drums]

I don't know about that. If you can't beat this human body you're saddled with; do you really want to join that miserable, stunted little race?

[encoded_smith]

The rules weren't quite so restrictive, back then... You could say I helped them transcend that little evolutionary hitch through me.