Riddle me this.
So I excitedly posted a response to ruth_the_sleuth's entry about her sudden desire for a vampire boyfriend. Ordinarily I'd go, "Know what, Dakkicakes? Them's your crazy cockamamied ideas, so I'll leave you to 'em blessed girl. Rhubarb rhubarb rhubarb..."
But the thing is, I WANT A VAMPIRE BOYFRIEND TOO.
And I don't think I would've necessarily wanted one had I not seen Equilibrium. Let's face it, the movie is BAD. It's sappy when it shouldn't be, Taye Diggs has a couple of choice things happen to him that should NEVER happen to someone as hot as Taye Diggs... Though, I mean, there's a Bernese Mountain puppy, so that's pretty sweet.
But just LOOK at this man.
And, of course, Emily Watson gives me yet another reason to want to be her.
All he's missing is some fangs. WHY DO I FIND THAT SO ATTRACTIVE? I haven't even read Twilight yet. SOMEONE HELP ME. Seriously. I'm not the only one. There's Dakker Jacks, at least. Why is this so desireable?!
Guh. No, y'know what? No one help me. That's okay.
But the thing is, I WANT A VAMPIRE BOYFRIEND TOO.
And I don't think I would've necessarily wanted one had I not seen Equilibrium. Let's face it, the movie is BAD. It's sappy when it shouldn't be, Taye Diggs has a couple of choice things happen to him that should NEVER happen to someone as hot as Taye Diggs... Though, I mean, there's a Bernese Mountain puppy, so that's pretty sweet.
But just LOOK at this man.
And, of course, Emily Watson gives me yet another reason to want to be her.
All he's missing is some fangs. WHY DO I FIND THAT SO ATTRACTIVE? I haven't even read Twilight yet. SOMEONE HELP ME. Seriously. I'm not the only one. There's Dakker Jacks, at least. Why is this so desireable?!
Guh. No, y'know what? No one help me. That's okay.