Friend
Why do you think you're such a good friend? You suck as a friend. You say that you've been my best friend forever, yet all you do is put me down to make yourself feel better. It's not just me that you do it to, but it is me the most. You take joy in making people feel like poo, and I don't know how you have any friends anymore. You also said that you would still stay my best friend no matter what happened, yet now she's stuck up your ass, and you haven't asked me to do anything with you in months. You even had the nerve to ask my best friend to a concert right in front of my face without even asking me. Do you think that I'm stupid or something? What the hell is your problem? You're an ass. And everything about me that gets on your nerves, multiply that by 1,000 and thats how much gets on my nerves about you. You don't know everything; don't effin' act like it. You didn't write the dictionary, the textbooks, the Bible, or anything else; STOP acting like it! You're a completely vain individual. That is all.