AWDT; HDPotsNPorn #23
Title: To Brie Or Not To Brie
Author: enchanted_jae
Characters: Draco, Pansy, Greg, Harry
Rating: PG13
Warning(s): Suggestion, language
Word count: 425
Disclaimer: Characters are the property of JK Rowling, et al. This was written for fun, not for profit.
Author's note: Written for the following:
♥ awdt current prompt of "I can't believe you just did that for cheese."
♥ hd_pots_n_porn Prompt #23 - pumpkin
Summary: Draco is on a mission and will not be denied.
Newberry's was a small grocer in Diagon Alley that specialized in the freshest and most exotic produce, the most divine and decadent desserts, and the most flavorful cheeses. All of which, of course, were the most expensive.
Draco had dragged Pansy and Greg into Newberry's in search of his beloved Brie cheese. Brie from anywhere else simply would not do. It had to be Brie from Newberry's. Therefore, Draco's ire was great when he beheld the grubby hand of someone else reaching for the last wedge of Brie in the magically-cooled display case.
"Unhand that Brie!" he snarled, fingers twitching in the direction of his wand.
The Brie thief turned startled green eyes in Draco's direction.
"Potter!" Draco spat. He wasn't surprised. Who else could get his goat, and his Brie, so easily?
"Malfoy," Potter said coolly.
"That Brie is mine, Potter, so hand it over and no one will get hurt," Draco growled.
"No can do, Malfoy," smirked Potter. "My recipe calls for Brie, and this is the last of it."
Draco wondered if he could hex Potter right here in Newberry's and get away with it. Weighing his options, he tried for some good old-fashioned Slytherin bribery. "Potter, I will reimburse you handsomely if you surrender the Brie."
"Thank you for offering, but I already have more galleons than I know what to do with," Potter replied, concealing a yawn behind one hand.
Beside Draco, Pansy gasped. Draco only barely refrained from making an audible exclamation himself. After all, who had ever heard of having too many galleons? It was preposterous. Growing desperate now, Draco blurted, "I'll suck your cock!"
From Draco's other side, Gregory gasped.
Potter's eyes went wide behind his glasses. "Are you serious?" he asked.
Draco had surprised himself with the offer, but he wasn't about to back down now. "Quite," was all he said.
Potter rocked back on his heels and grinned. "In that case," he said, "there's a small office in back we can use."
~*~
Several minutes later, Potter emerged from the back room looking dazed and disheveled. Draco sauntered out after him, lips red and puffy and the wedge of Brie in hand. He popped a mint and winked at Pansy.
"I can't believe you just did that for cheese," she grimaced with a shake of her head.
"That was nothing," shrugged Draco. "You should see what I'm willing to do for a slice of Newberry's pumpkin pie."
Author: enchanted_jae
Characters: Draco, Pansy, Greg, Harry
Rating: PG13
Warning(s): Suggestion, language
Word count: 425
Disclaimer: Characters are the property of JK Rowling, et al. This was written for fun, not for profit.
Author's note: Written for the following:
♥ awdt current prompt of "I can't believe you just did that for cheese."
♥ hd_pots_n_porn Prompt #23 - pumpkin
Summary: Draco is on a mission and will not be denied.
Newberry's was a small grocer in Diagon Alley that specialized in the freshest and most exotic produce, the most divine and decadent desserts, and the most flavorful cheeses. All of which, of course, were the most expensive.
Draco had dragged Pansy and Greg into Newberry's in search of his beloved Brie cheese. Brie from anywhere else simply would not do. It had to be Brie from Newberry's. Therefore, Draco's ire was great when he beheld the grubby hand of someone else reaching for the last wedge of Brie in the magically-cooled display case.
"Unhand that Brie!" he snarled, fingers twitching in the direction of his wand.
The Brie thief turned startled green eyes in Draco's direction.
"Potter!" Draco spat. He wasn't surprised. Who else could get his goat, and his Brie, so easily?
"Malfoy," Potter said coolly.
"That Brie is mine, Potter, so hand it over and no one will get hurt," Draco growled.
"No can do, Malfoy," smirked Potter. "My recipe calls for Brie, and this is the last of it."
Draco wondered if he could hex Potter right here in Newberry's and get away with it. Weighing his options, he tried for some good old-fashioned Slytherin bribery. "Potter, I will reimburse you handsomely if you surrender the Brie."
"Thank you for offering, but I already have more galleons than I know what to do with," Potter replied, concealing a yawn behind one hand.
Beside Draco, Pansy gasped. Draco only barely refrained from making an audible exclamation himself. After all, who had ever heard of having too many galleons? It was preposterous. Growing desperate now, Draco blurted, "I'll suck your cock!"
From Draco's other side, Gregory gasped.
Potter's eyes went wide behind his glasses. "Are you serious?" he asked.
Draco had surprised himself with the offer, but he wasn't about to back down now. "Quite," was all he said.
Potter rocked back on his heels and grinned. "In that case," he said, "there's a small office in back we can use."
~*~
Several minutes later, Potter emerged from the back room looking dazed and disheveled. Draco sauntered out after him, lips red and puffy and the wedge of Brie in hand. He popped a mint and winked at Pansy.
"I can't believe you just did that for cheese," she grimaced with a shake of her head.
"That was nothing," shrugged Draco. "You should see what I'm willing to do for a slice of Newberry's pumpkin pie."