Phone!sex arc 9: Relentless Rhythm

[enchanted_jae]

Title: Relentless Rhythm (Phone!sex 9/12)
Author: enchanted_jae
Pairing: H/D
Rating: NC17
Warning(s): Explicit sex and slash, use of a toy, pwp (All characters are over the age of 18.)
Word count: 860
Disclaimer: Characters are the property of JK Rowling, et al. This drabble/fic was written for fun, not for profit.
ADDITIONAL DISCLAIMER: This author is not

Comments

[inamac]

Ooooh, oooooh! More phone!sex just for little me? That's not quite what I had in mind when I mentioned the 'vibrate' function - much better, in fact. Hugz fic. Cleans off excess cum. Shares Hary's relief that it's the weekend.

[enchanted_jae]

Oh! What did you have in mind? A vibrating bed? *is all confounded now* I hope you enjoyed this anyway.

[inamac]

Loved it!

Sorry if I confounded you - I did mention the 'vibrate' function on cellphones - given the arc name... Note to self, stop being obscure, it only confussles people.

[enchanted_jae]

...I am so embarrassed. Leave it to me to automatically assume you meant a vibrator.

But you see how technologically challenged I am? People don't believe me when I tell them that. I seldom ever used to use my cell phone (now that I have resumes out, I leave it on all the time!), and I've never used the vibrate function, so my brain just didn't make that connection at all. NO! My mind fell right into the gutter and came up clutching a vibrator.

*puts bag over head*

[inamac]

Removes bag. Pats consolingly.

I confess that the only thing that vibrates in my household, apart from the phone, is my cat litter scoop (5th item down here)

Now, about this November prompt... You do know about the vibrating Potter-merchandise broomstick don't you?

[enchanted_jae]

...vibrating broomstick? You're having me on.

Yes, really...

[inamac]

How on earth did you miss the press furore when Matell had to withdraw their vibrating Nimbus 2000 just before Christmas 2003 due to complaints from concerned parents that their daughters were enjoying the toy in ways not intended by the manufacturer?

Google 'potter vibrating broomstick' for details...