BBtP Challenge on InsaneJournal

Sep 01, 2007 14:34

Title: Harry Potter and the Really Bad Porn
Author: enchanted_jae
Fandom: Harry Potter
Pairing: H/D
Rating: NC17
Warning(s): Explicit sex, slash and porn!
Word count: 625
Teaser: Draco gasped in delight and tossed his head back as he was suddenly pounded full of delicious cock.
Disclaimer: Characters are the property of JK Rowling, et al. This drabble/fic was ( Read more... )

challenge: bbtp, content: pwp, rating: nc17, content: bottoming from the top, content: tattoo, website: insanejournal, content: top!harry, content: crack fic

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jaey_t February 21 2010, 11:32:27 UTC
Are you serious? As I finished reading this post, I was expecting a long line of comments.Where is everyone? Huh...that's weird. Anyway, you definantly ( i can never spell that correctly)got really bad porn down. My fav. part is the hair flicky swish thing. Trust Draco to do the same move off and on the screen.

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enchanted_jae February 21 2010, 22:57:47 UTC
*laughs* Thanks for being outraged on my behalf, but the truth is, this post was originally only the link to the story posted on my InsaneJournal. I just recently copy/pasted it here, and I didn't bother changing the date.

I'm glad you found it and enjoyed it. And movie porn is so laughably predictable that it was impossible for me NOT to mock it. *glee*

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joidianne4eva March 24 2010, 05:51:16 UTC
My mate and I were reading this and you should see her face now the poor thing was heartbroken that they were acting lol. We loved it though

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enchanted_jae March 24 2010, 23:05:41 UTC
I suspect they get it on like that away from the set, too. Research, you know. Hah!

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white_apple_ink April 19 2010, 04:04:48 UTC
guh!!! how did i miss this one?! i thought i had plowed through all of your fics in here!

oh well, it's like a mystery porn tape you didn't know you had hiding under your bed that you accidentally find and watch.

yay to to porn i hadn't read until now! :-D

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enchanted_jae April 19 2010, 04:35:52 UTC
It was originally posted on IJ, and this post was just a link. However, I eventually put the "real McCoy" here and never updated the date. Does that even make sense? Anyway, that would be why you may have missed it. Glad you enjoyed it!

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enchanted_jae October 16 2010, 06:21:54 UTC
This one still makes me laugh!

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alexicyn November 13 2013, 14:28:03 UTC
Oh Lord... a sad but true reminder of just about every Het porno I have ever seen. There is a reason I watch gay porn... those boys usually know how to do Aural right! :D

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enchanted_jae November 16 2013, 22:50:52 UTC
OMG, so cheesy. I still think the worst is that the woman always leaves her damned shoes on. *rolls eyes until they bleed*

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alexicyn November 17 2013, 01:38:18 UTC
OH I always refer to the high heels on in bed as Tracheotomy Pumps!

I can just imagine her flipping over too fast and opening his throat with one of those silly things. Great way to take out a vampire though! LOL

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