Jae's Monthly Drabble Challenge #16

Jun 03, 2007 13:53

Wow, it's the first weekend in June already, which means it's time for this month's Monthly Drabble Challenge! I came up with the prompt a couple weeks ago and couldn't wait to post it. *grins* For June, your prompt is to use a completely lame pick-up line. It can be an old and tired one, such as "What's a nice guy like you doing in a place ( Read more... )

challenge: jmdc, content: humor, rating: pg13, content: established relationship, content: awful lines

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schizoactress June 3 2007, 19:11:05 UTC
*snickers* Well, those are properly abhorrent, but I still have to say that my all time 'favorite' would have to be "Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see." *gags*

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enchanted_jae June 3 2007, 19:15:09 UTC
Muah! That's a funny one! Feel free to drabble it for the challenge.

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enchanted_jae June 3 2007, 19:16:22 UTC
Ooops! I almost forgot your cookies!

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enchanted_jae June 3 2007, 19:15:54 UTC
Yes, he should, but he tends to speak or act before he thinks. He should know Draco needs proper wooing. *nods*

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euphory June 3 2007, 19:25:33 UTC
lol, just when you think harry's come on can't get worse...

ok, seeing draco studying make me want to study too. need to study.

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enchanted_jae June 3 2007, 19:42:57 UTC
Harry should have quit before he REALLY pissed Draco off. Heh.

Get to studying! It's important!

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scrtkpr June 3 2007, 19:49:30 UTC
This cracked me up. I'll have to share those lines with my husband.

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enchanted_jae June 3 2007, 20:43:35 UTC
O.O

I hope he's more receptive to them than Draco was. *laughs self silly*

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scrtkpr June 3 2007, 21:02:07 UTC
Bwahaha, by "share them" I meant, you know, read them to him, not try them out on him. Hehe. I honestly have no idea how "Whore on the Floor" would be received, but OMG, telling him I wanted to examine the interior of his posterior? That would not go over well. At all.

Oh, man, and I though I was cracking up before. I am literally cackling at the thought of his face if I said something like that. (He's very accepting of my unusual, um, reading tastes, but he is more than a bit butt-phobic.)

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enchanted_jae June 4 2007, 05:59:29 UTC
I was kinda wondering about that. *laughs*

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piratesmile331 June 3 2007, 19:58:19 UTC
I kind of liked the second one.
*is a dork*

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enchanted_jae June 3 2007, 20:44:37 UTC
Er, if you ever try it and it works, let me know. Ha ha ha!

Draco didn't appreciate being called a whore. *snerk*

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piratesmile331 June 3 2007, 23:24:38 UTC
Oh, c'mon, Draco. It's all in fun (and for a good cause). I'm sure Harry will be your whore in return...

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piratesmile331 June 3 2007, 23:26:42 UTC
Er, if you ever try it and it works, let me know. Ha ha ha!
You could only try it on a current lover. As a first time line, it would have only disastrous results.
Harry was obviously hoping that Draco was in a kinky mood.

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