Title: Someone New 130
Fandom: Harry Potter
Author:
enchanted_jaeCharacters/Pairing: Harry/Draco
Rating: PG13
Written for:
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drabble_weekly Prompt No. 130 - Amnesty No. 13. I chose the prompt awkward
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draco100 Prompt No. 63 - red
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harry100 Prompt No. 358 - Scourgify
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mixandmatch100 Prompt No. 72 - disturbing
Warnings: Suggestion
Spoilers: None
Summary: Harry keeps bringing up the topic of iron pants.
Disclaimer: Characters are the property of JK Rowling, et al. This fic/drabble was written for fun, not for profit.
Draco's face got red, and an awkward silence descended between them.
Harry plowed ahead with the embarrassing topic. "How would one go about cleaning a pair of iron pants?" he wondered aloud. "I imagine you'd have to use a powerful Scourgify or two."
"That is a disturbing thought," said Draco. "And, you're putting me off my lunch."
"Terribly sorry," said Harry, sounding anything but apologetic. "Let's order, or we'll be here all afternoon, alternately talking about your unrelenting desire for me and about your iron pants."
"Enough with the iron pants!" Draco exclaimed.
"Ahem, are you gentlemen ready to order?"
Someone New 131