Valentine Fail
Title: Valentine Fail
Author: enchanted_jae
Fandom: The Muppets
Characters: Kermit, Miss Piggy
Rating: G
Warning(s): None
Word count: 220
Disclaimer: Characters are the property of the Muppets Studio, Walt Disney, et al. This drabble/fic was written for fun, not for profit.
Written for: Valentine Dove drabbles No. 175 - Hug Me for goldylost
Summary: Worst boyfriend ever
"Yoo hoo, Kermie!"
Kermit cringed when he heard Miss Piggy's voice. He tried walking faster, but it was no use. Even in her high heels, she easily caught up to him.
"Kermie, I got you a Valentine's Day gift!"
"Oh, th-that was nice of you," he stammered.
Miss Piggy held the heart-shaped gift in one hand and spread her arms wide. "Hug me!"
"A hug?"
She smiled at him. "If you want your giftie, you must give me a hug."
Kermit suppressed a shudder, extended his arms, and gave her a quick squeeze. Miss Piggy responded by wrapping her own arms around him and pulling him up against her bosom for a smothering embrace. He staggered back when she released him.
"Here you are, Kermie," she said, handing him the gift.
Kermit opened the box, which contained chocolates in the shape of insects. "Thank you, Miss Piggy," he said. "That was very nice of you."
She nodded and then cleared her throat. "Where's my Valentine, Kermie?"
Kermit took a step back. "Oh, ah, I didn't get you anything," he admitted.
"What?!" she cried. Her snout wrinkled, and she snarled. "Rrrraahh!" Miss Piggy swung her purse, narrowly missing Kermit's head.
He yelped and made a run for it.
Miss Piggy tottered after him on her heels. "Kermit! You get back here!"
Author: enchanted_jae
Fandom: The Muppets
Characters: Kermit, Miss Piggy
Rating: G
Warning(s): None
Word count: 220
Disclaimer: Characters are the property of the Muppets Studio, Walt Disney, et al. This drabble/fic was written for fun, not for profit.
Written for: Valentine Dove drabbles No. 175 - Hug Me for goldylost
Summary: Worst boyfriend ever
"Yoo hoo, Kermie!"
Kermit cringed when he heard Miss Piggy's voice. He tried walking faster, but it was no use. Even in her high heels, she easily caught up to him.
"Kermie, I got you a Valentine's Day gift!"
"Oh, th-that was nice of you," he stammered.
Miss Piggy held the heart-shaped gift in one hand and spread her arms wide. "Hug me!"
"A hug?"
She smiled at him. "If you want your giftie, you must give me a hug."
Kermit suppressed a shudder, extended his arms, and gave her a quick squeeze. Miss Piggy responded by wrapping her own arms around him and pulling him up against her bosom for a smothering embrace. He staggered back when she released him.
"Here you are, Kermie," she said, handing him the gift.
Kermit opened the box, which contained chocolates in the shape of insects. "Thank you, Miss Piggy," he said. "That was very nice of you."
She nodded and then cleared her throat. "Where's my Valentine, Kermie?"
Kermit took a step back. "Oh, ah, I didn't get you anything," he admitted.
"What?!" she cried. Her snout wrinkled, and she snarled. "Rrrraahh!" Miss Piggy swung her purse, narrowly missing Kermit's head.
He yelped and made a run for it.
Miss Piggy tottered after him on her heels. "Kermit! You get back here!"