Headwanker Hoodwinked
Title: Headwanker Hoodwinked
Author: enchanted_jae
Character(s): Harry, Draco
Pairing(s): Harry/Draco
Rating: PG13
Warning(s): Suggestion
Challenge(s): #5 - stress relief for mixandmatch100
Word count: 100
Author's notes: Part of my Headmaster Harry verse, but can easily be read as a stand-alone.
Summary: The Headmaster is concerned about his Potions Professor.
Disclaimer: Characters are the property of JK Rowling, et al. This fic/drabble was written for fun, not for profit.
Harry stepped into Professor Malfoy's classroom in time to see him slam a book shut and shovel a hand through his hair.
"Is something wrong, Professor Malfoy?" asked Harry, attempting to sound concerned.
"Yes!" snapped Malfoy. "I can't find the potion I wish to teach my students."
Harry grinned and prowled closer. "It seems you could use some stress release," he murmured.
Malfoy's eyes narrowed, but instead of attempting to evict Harry from his classroom, he said, "You may be right, Headwanker. Bend over and drop trou."
Harry was caught completely off-guard. He took a step back and stammered, "S-sorry?"
Frolicking in Flowers
Author: enchanted_jae
Character(s): Harry, Draco
Pairing(s): Harry/Draco
Rating: PG13
Warning(s): Suggestion
Challenge(s): #5 - stress relief for mixandmatch100
Word count: 100
Author's notes: Part of my Headmaster Harry verse, but can easily be read as a stand-alone.
Summary: The Headmaster is concerned about his Potions Professor.
Disclaimer: Characters are the property of JK Rowling, et al. This fic/drabble was written for fun, not for profit.
Harry stepped into Professor Malfoy's classroom in time to see him slam a book shut and shovel a hand through his hair.
"Is something wrong, Professor Malfoy?" asked Harry, attempting to sound concerned.
"Yes!" snapped Malfoy. "I can't find the potion I wish to teach my students."
Harry grinned and prowled closer. "It seems you could use some stress release," he murmured.
Malfoy's eyes narrowed, but instead of attempting to evict Harry from his classroom, he said, "You may be right, Headwanker. Bend over and drop trou."
Harry was caught completely off-guard. He took a step back and stammered, "S-sorry?"
Frolicking in Flowers