Name Game 5: Elijah
Title: Name Game 5: Elijah
Author: enchanted_jae
Character(s): Harry/Draco
Rating: PG13
Warning(s): Suggestion
Word count: 210
Disclaimer: Characters are the property of JK Rowling, et al. This was written for fun, not for profit.
Written for: suzyblack
Summary: Harry doesn't see the resemblance.
"Oy, Harry, that Muggle actor looks just like you."
Harry wasn't really paying attention to the telly, but he glanced up at Draco's comment. "Which one?" he asked. "That tall, handsome bloke with the steely gaze?"
"No, the scrawny bloke on the left."
Harry bit back an angry retort and looked at the actor in question. "Elijah Wood," he said.
Draco turned to glare at Harry. "Oh, he would, would he? And you know this how?"
"Don't get your cock in a knot," Harry said. "The actor's name is Elijah Wood, like Oliver Wood."
"Are they related?"
"No, not at all."
Draco returned his attention to the telly. "Don't you agree he looks like you?"
"I don't see the resemblance," Harry said, becoming bored with the subject.
"How can you not see the resemblance?!" cried Draco. "Why, it looks like the two of you were separated at birth!"
"Then why don't you try to pull Elijah Wood?!"
"I would, but alas, I am stuck with you."
Harry had to admit that was a good one. He decided to play along. "Would you agree you got the better deal in me?"
Draco smirked at him. "Speaking of wood..."
"Draco Malfoy, you had better not be sporting wood for another bloke!"
Author: enchanted_jae
Character(s): Harry/Draco
Rating: PG13
Warning(s): Suggestion
Word count: 210
Disclaimer: Characters are the property of JK Rowling, et al. This was written for fun, not for profit.
Written for: suzyblack
Summary: Harry doesn't see the resemblance.
"Oy, Harry, that Muggle actor looks just like you."
Harry wasn't really paying attention to the telly, but he glanced up at Draco's comment. "Which one?" he asked. "That tall, handsome bloke with the steely gaze?"
"No, the scrawny bloke on the left."
Harry bit back an angry retort and looked at the actor in question. "Elijah Wood," he said.
Draco turned to glare at Harry. "Oh, he would, would he? And you know this how?"
"Don't get your cock in a knot," Harry said. "The actor's name is Elijah Wood, like Oliver Wood."
"Are they related?"
"No, not at all."
Draco returned his attention to the telly. "Don't you agree he looks like you?"
"I don't see the resemblance," Harry said, becoming bored with the subject.
"How can you not see the resemblance?!" cried Draco. "Why, it looks like the two of you were separated at birth!"
"Then why don't you try to pull Elijah Wood?!"
"I would, but alas, I am stuck with you."
Harry had to admit that was a good one. He decided to play along. "Would you agree you got the better deal in me?"
Draco smirked at him. "Speaking of wood..."
"Draco Malfoy, you had better not be sporting wood for another bloke!"