Challenge #29
Title: Three-way Jae
Author: enchanted_jae
Pairing: Crabbe/Jae/Goyle, H/D
Rating: D, for disgusting
Warning(s): Mentions of sexual situations
Word count: 220
Disclaimer: Characters are the property of JK Rowling, et al. This drabble/fic was written for fun, not for profit.
Author's note: The latest challenge at slythindor100 was self-insertion, meaning we were to take one of those HP quizzie thingies and use it as a basis to write ourselves into our drabbles. Just so you know, physixxx is going to die for this...
Summary: Er, see my quiz below.
"I still can't believe it," muttered Draco. He was supposed to be studying in the library with Harry, but instead he was staring off vacantly into space.
"Are you still going on about Crabbe and Goyle having a go at that new student? Jae...what's-her-name?" asked Harry. He was tired of all the gossip flying around Hogwarts about the incident. "We wouldn't have known about it at all if Hermione hadn't gone to the Great Hall late last night to look for a book she'd misplaced." Personally, Harry thought that Hermione had made too big a deal out of things. Had she just quietly left after observing the threesome instead of screaming the castle down, Draco might now be paying more attention to him, rather than allowing his mind to be boggled by the implications of his goonish fellow Slytherins actually having sex lives.
Harry sighed and tried once more to bring Draco into focus. "Crabbe and Goyle are teenage boys, you know," he stated. "Of course, they are going to have sex whenever they can!"
Draco finally seemed to notice him. "Oh, it's not that," he said, waving a hand dismissively. "What I don't understand is how such an apparently bright girl could have such bad taste in partners!"
Cross-posted to slythindor100
Author: enchanted_jae
Pairing: Crabbe/Jae/Goyle, H/D
Rating: D, for disgusting
Warning(s): Mentions of sexual situations
Word count: 220
Disclaimer: Characters are the property of JK Rowling, et al. This drabble/fic was written for fun, not for profit.
Author's note: The latest challenge at slythindor100 was self-insertion, meaning we were to take one of those HP quizzie thingies and use it as a basis to write ourselves into our drabbles. Just so you know, physixxx is going to die for this...
Summary: Er, see my quiz below.
"I still can't believe it," muttered Draco. He was supposed to be studying in the library with Harry, but instead he was staring off vacantly into space.
"Are you still going on about Crabbe and Goyle having a go at that new student? Jae...what's-her-name?" asked Harry. He was tired of all the gossip flying around Hogwarts about the incident. "We wouldn't have known about it at all if Hermione hadn't gone to the Great Hall late last night to look for a book she'd misplaced." Personally, Harry thought that Hermione had made too big a deal out of things. Had she just quietly left after observing the threesome instead of screaming the castle down, Draco might now be paying more attention to him, rather than allowing his mind to be boggled by the implications of his goonish fellow Slytherins actually having sex lives.
Harry sighed and tried once more to bring Draco into focus. "Crabbe and Goyle are teenage boys, you know," he stated. "Of course, they are going to have sex whenever they can!"
Draco finally seemed to notice him. "Oh, it's not that," he said, waving a hand dismissively. "What I don't understand is how such an apparently bright girl could have such bad taste in partners!"
Cross-posted to slythindor100