Jae's Monthly Drabble Challenge #62, Gift!fic
It's (just past) the first full weekend in April, meaning it's time for a new Monthly Drabble Challenge. In honor of April Fool's Day, I've selected five LOLCats as prompts. They are for inspiration only; your entry needn't have anything to do with cats. You may write or draw any fandom, pairing, threesome, or even gen fic. Feel free to combine with other prompts to make your lives easier.
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Please post your entry in your own journal (unlocked!) or a community of your choice, and leave me a link in the comments below. You have until Sunday, April 17, at 11:00pm CST to submit an entry. At that time, I will post links to the entries and draw a name from among the participants to receive a drabble from me. Below is my entry for the month:
Title: Zip Me Up
Author: enchanted_jae
Characters: Draco, Harry
Rating: PG13
Warning(s): Suggestion
Word count: 475
Disclaimer: Characters are the property of JK Rowling, et al. This fic/drabble was written for fun, not for profit.
Written for:
♦ Jae's Monthly Drabble Challenge #62, using LOLCat #1 - crossdressing
♦ Gift for andymort, leo_draconis and retrochic_21 for making me "support" icons. I promised fic featuring Harry in a bra!
Summary: To catch a criminal, Harry must don a dress.
Draco held up the short, sequined red dress and smirked in glee. Across the room, his partner scowled at him.
"Why must I wear the dress?" Harry complained.
"Because I don't have the hips for it," said Draco.
"Very funny," snapped Harry, undoing the buttons of his shirt with agitated movements. He stripped off the garment and tossed it carelessly on his desk. As he unbuckled his belt, Harry asked, "I don't need to wear stockings, do I?"
"Alas, no," said Draco.
Harry glanced at him sharply. "You're enjoying this far more than is healthy, Malfoy."
"I never thought I'd see the great Harry Potter dressing as a woman," Draco replied with a rather wicked grin. Indeed, were it not for the necessity of sending Potter undercover, Draco probably never would have gotten to see his partner in a dress and heels.
Harry had stripped down to his pants, and he shivered in the chill office. "Hand me that damned dress," he said.
"You're forgetting this," said Draco, tossing his partner a brassiere.
"I am not wearing a bra!" cried Harry.
"You'll either wear the brassiere and stuff it with tissue, or I can spell a pair of breasts on you," Draco announced.
Harry swore beneath his breath and snatched up the bra. He turned it this way and that and frowned. "How do I put it on?" he asked.
Draco sauntered over. "Allow me," he offered. He held the bra up by the straps. "Arms through here," he said. When Harry complied, Draco prodded him into turning around. Draco then deftly hooked the lacy brassiere. Unable to resist, he snapped Harry's bra.
"Ouch!" yelped Harry. He came around swinging, but Draco dodged out of the way.
"Ladies don't throw punches, Potter," snickered Draco. "Now put that dress on. We have a criminal to catch."
"The only thing I'll catch in this is a cold," grumbled Harry, holding up the filmy dress. He stepped into it and tugged it into place before turning his back to Draco once more. "Zip me up, Malfoy."
Draco lingered over the task, allowing his fingers to brush the smooth skin of his partner's back. He didn't know how he was going to survive the next few hours of watching his partner get hit on by various men, one of whom may be the criminal they were after.
"We'd better catch that bastard tonight, because I'm not putting on a dress again," Harry grumbled.
"Pity," murmured Draco.
"Pardon me?"
"I said you look almost pretty," Draco replied in a mocking tone.
Harry scoffed at the comment before saying, "Once we're through tonight, don't you rush to Floo home. I need you to help me out of this dress."
Draco didn't trust himself to reply verbally. Instead, he simply nodded. There was nothing he would enjoy more than peeling Harry out of his dress.
Back Me Up
#1.
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#2.
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#3.
see more Lolcats and funny pictures
#4.
see more Lolcats and funny pictures
#5.
see more Very Demotivational
Please post your entry in your own journal (unlocked!) or a community of your choice, and leave me a link in the comments below. You have until Sunday, April 17, at 11:00pm CST to submit an entry. At that time, I will post links to the entries and draw a name from among the participants to receive a drabble from me. Below is my entry for the month:
Title: Zip Me Up
Author: enchanted_jae
Characters: Draco, Harry
Rating: PG13
Warning(s): Suggestion
Word count: 475
Disclaimer: Characters are the property of JK Rowling, et al. This fic/drabble was written for fun, not for profit.
Written for:
♦ Jae's Monthly Drabble Challenge #62, using LOLCat #1 - crossdressing
♦ Gift for andymort, leo_draconis and retrochic_21 for making me "support" icons. I promised fic featuring Harry in a bra!
Summary: To catch a criminal, Harry must don a dress.
Draco held up the short, sequined red dress and smirked in glee. Across the room, his partner scowled at him.
"Why must I wear the dress?" Harry complained.
"Because I don't have the hips for it," said Draco.
"Very funny," snapped Harry, undoing the buttons of his shirt with agitated movements. He stripped off the garment and tossed it carelessly on his desk. As he unbuckled his belt, Harry asked, "I don't need to wear stockings, do I?"
"Alas, no," said Draco.
Harry glanced at him sharply. "You're enjoying this far more than is healthy, Malfoy."
"I never thought I'd see the great Harry Potter dressing as a woman," Draco replied with a rather wicked grin. Indeed, were it not for the necessity of sending Potter undercover, Draco probably never would have gotten to see his partner in a dress and heels.
Harry had stripped down to his pants, and he shivered in the chill office. "Hand me that damned dress," he said.
"You're forgetting this," said Draco, tossing his partner a brassiere.
"I am not wearing a bra!" cried Harry.
"You'll either wear the brassiere and stuff it with tissue, or I can spell a pair of breasts on you," Draco announced.
Harry swore beneath his breath and snatched up the bra. He turned it this way and that and frowned. "How do I put it on?" he asked.
Draco sauntered over. "Allow me," he offered. He held the bra up by the straps. "Arms through here," he said. When Harry complied, Draco prodded him into turning around. Draco then deftly hooked the lacy brassiere. Unable to resist, he snapped Harry's bra.
"Ouch!" yelped Harry. He came around swinging, but Draco dodged out of the way.
"Ladies don't throw punches, Potter," snickered Draco. "Now put that dress on. We have a criminal to catch."
"The only thing I'll catch in this is a cold," grumbled Harry, holding up the filmy dress. He stepped into it and tugged it into place before turning his back to Draco once more. "Zip me up, Malfoy."
Draco lingered over the task, allowing his fingers to brush the smooth skin of his partner's back. He didn't know how he was going to survive the next few hours of watching his partner get hit on by various men, one of whom may be the criminal they were after.
"We'd better catch that bastard tonight, because I'm not putting on a dress again," Harry grumbled.
"Pity," murmured Draco.
"Pardon me?"
"I said you look almost pretty," Draco replied in a mocking tone.
Harry scoffed at the comment before saying, "Once we're through tonight, don't you rush to Floo home. I need you to help me out of this dress."
Draco didn't trust himself to reply verbally. Instead, he simply nodded. There was nothing he would enjoy more than peeling Harry out of his dress.
Back Me Up