blog #10 malaysia
“She’s got paint on her overalls!” Erin describing a certain bald girl who was sitting in Tyler’s lap
March 17, 2008
- awkward experience of me walking into Tyler’s room, with a bald chick in his bed. And I shall name her stage five. Why stage five you may ask? Wedding crashers, stage five clinger. Yea I stole that
- Crew talent show. First things first….I never knew the crew were so hot. So they were putting on these skits. And at first it was cute little dance number skits, but then the show took this strange turn and all the dances became sexual and hot. So Edward one of the like kitchen crew came out with his little Pilipino hottie backup dancers. They started dancing. Like good dancing, like boy band good except ten times sexier. And Edward would occasionally lick his lips or seductively stick his tongue out or something. It was just hot. He later came out and did this bartender routine involving a wine bottle that he like jerked off. Maybe I’ve been at sea too long or maybe the guys on the ship are fug but the crew is hot. Like when we were leaving the show Bryan was like “what do you guys want to do now?” and me and Beth were both like “um, go get the crew fired?”. At my bachelorette party Karina take note I want the dining hall crew from the MV explorer spring 2008 voyage. But of course they needed something for the men. So the one of the women from the purser’s desk aptly named honey. Come out onto the stage. I look at her standing there waiting for the music to start when I notice she had a lollypop in her mouth. I then say out loud “oh god”. Then we hear the opening beats of 50 cent’s candy shop and I knew we were in for something awful. Well awful for us girls not so much the guys. So she starts dancing, like just gyrating her goodies for this whole song. I couldn’t even watch I had to look away, cause every time I did look up I SAW HER VAGINA. But meanwhile on the other side of the union stage five was sitting in Tyler’s lap because there weren’t enough seats or something. Weak
March 18, 2008
- stage five looked like Janey briggs…. And a inside joke was born
- everyone is going to be gone in Malaysia so I’m gonna be alone, lame/ I’m kind of looking forward to it
March 19, 2008
- first day in Malaysia, I really like it. Its so much nicer then India. Then again a bathroom gas station in bumblefuck USA is nicer then most of India
- me, Bryan and Caitlin got a driver for the day and went all around Pennang like to the botanical gardens (which had monkeys), fort Cornwallis and two Buddhist temples.
- Hung out with Tyler and helped him pack for Singapore.
- Came back to my room went to unzip the back pocket of my sweatpants when the zipper broke. The fucking zipper broke. So my key card was stuck in my pants. My pants… so I decided to go to Caitlin's room to see if her and Bryan were still there so they can get my card out of my pants. They weren’t there, Heike was there and for 15 minutes she helped me jimmy open the zipper on my pants so I could get my card out
- I went back to my room and was sorting through my laundry when I hear some banging at the door. I decided it was just drunk people and so I went back to my laundry. Then the knocking continued so I open the door to find a very drunk Brittany (my roommate) and drunk marsh allen (my RD). the conversation goes as follows
Brittany: is there a boy in here!?!?!?? Is there a boy in here?!?!?! (I had told my roomie before she went out that maybe me and Tyler would watch a movie in our room)
me: no there isn’t
Brittany: what?!?!? No Tyler?!?!?
me: nope
now cue where my roommate and my RD start to sing a little diddy that goes something like this… there is only one line
“no booty for sarah moody”
yea those are the only words, when I get home if I’m in a good mood I’ll sing it for you
March 20, 2008
- didn’t leave the ship today, but I’m really sick so its ok.
- So Davis, who a few days ago invited me to join the students of color club, ate dinner with me and invited me to go out with him and his friends. He’s hot. like super hott, like me makes Adam from Georgia who I talked about a few months ago look fug that’s how hott Davis is. I really wanted to go out with him, but lets be real, there is nothing hot about coughing like a TB patient. Looking forward to these students of color meetings though.
March 21, 2008
- I got up early and went to the clinic, when we’re in port its only open from 7am to 7:30am. So you either get up and go, or die. So with my sweet meds I went back to bed only getting up to take my doses of meds
- Beth and Erin came back! And they made new friends, Caleb and Libby, so we all went to dinner at this sweet restaurant recommended by lonely planet. The woman who owned the restaurant had a son who worked for NASA in the states. No kidding, she really did, we saw his picture and everything.
- Then we went to starbucks!!! They didn’t have chai… people in pennang didn’t like chai so they got rid of it three months before.
- Then we found the sickest internet café in the world! 2 ringgits and hour... that’s like 60 cents. The computers were super nice and the internet was really fast.
- Andrew 2.0’s girlfriend dumped him so now Erin and Beth are weary of him cause they don’t want him to flirt with them. We may have to put him down
- Ended the day watching jellyfish from the smoking deck
March 22, 2008
- used aim, talked to my peeps it was awesome
- Erin got a haircut….. of all things. From this guy with awesome pants.
- Dumplings for dinner!!
- Then we had to find a taxi. So on our search we decided to try this hotel, see if we can use their phone and what not. We walk in and its just a card table in the middle of a marble floor, behind the desk was… and I kid you not… the asian uncle ruckus. (for all you non boondocks fans, uncle ruckus is a racist black man, racist against black people mind you. And he has one small eye and one large bulging eye and he’s fat. Seriously aaron mcgruders boondocks, uncle ruckus… Google image search it. I had Erin and Beth watch some of the first season so Erin actually was the one that made the reference, good job Erin) so the only light coming into the room was from the door that we opened BTW. We promptly go the hell out of there. Some day when I come back to Malaysia I’ll have to revisit this super creepy hotel
- Didn’t go out tonight cause some people didn’t come back from KL when they said they would.
March 23, 2008
- did some HW today.. yea fun I know
- hung out with Tyler tonight and he showed me his Singapore pictures, that was fun. We might to go to Tokyo together which would be sweet
- I heard this sweet Mexico navy story on the smoker’s deck, got a headache from all the smoke though.
March 17, 2008
- awkward experience of me walking into Tyler’s room, with a bald chick in his bed. And I shall name her stage five. Why stage five you may ask? Wedding crashers, stage five clinger. Yea I stole that
- Crew talent show. First things first….I never knew the crew were so hot. So they were putting on these skits. And at first it was cute little dance number skits, but then the show took this strange turn and all the dances became sexual and hot. So Edward one of the like kitchen crew came out with his little Pilipino hottie backup dancers. They started dancing. Like good dancing, like boy band good except ten times sexier. And Edward would occasionally lick his lips or seductively stick his tongue out or something. It was just hot. He later came out and did this bartender routine involving a wine bottle that he like jerked off. Maybe I’ve been at sea too long or maybe the guys on the ship are fug but the crew is hot. Like when we were leaving the show Bryan was like “what do you guys want to do now?” and me and Beth were both like “um, go get the crew fired?”. At my bachelorette party Karina take note I want the dining hall crew from the MV explorer spring 2008 voyage. But of course they needed something for the men. So the one of the women from the purser’s desk aptly named honey. Come out onto the stage. I look at her standing there waiting for the music to start when I notice she had a lollypop in her mouth. I then say out loud “oh god”. Then we hear the opening beats of 50 cent’s candy shop and I knew we were in for something awful. Well awful for us girls not so much the guys. So she starts dancing, like just gyrating her goodies for this whole song. I couldn’t even watch I had to look away, cause every time I did look up I SAW HER VAGINA. But meanwhile on the other side of the union stage five was sitting in Tyler’s lap because there weren’t enough seats or something. Weak
March 18, 2008
- stage five looked like Janey briggs…. And a inside joke was born
- everyone is going to be gone in Malaysia so I’m gonna be alone, lame/ I’m kind of looking forward to it
March 19, 2008
- first day in Malaysia, I really like it. Its so much nicer then India. Then again a bathroom gas station in bumblefuck USA is nicer then most of India
- me, Bryan and Caitlin got a driver for the day and went all around Pennang like to the botanical gardens (which had monkeys), fort Cornwallis and two Buddhist temples.
- Hung out with Tyler and helped him pack for Singapore.
- Came back to my room went to unzip the back pocket of my sweatpants when the zipper broke. The fucking zipper broke. So my key card was stuck in my pants. My pants… so I decided to go to Caitlin's room to see if her and Bryan were still there so they can get my card out of my pants. They weren’t there, Heike was there and for 15 minutes she helped me jimmy open the zipper on my pants so I could get my card out
- I went back to my room and was sorting through my laundry when I hear some banging at the door. I decided it was just drunk people and so I went back to my laundry. Then the knocking continued so I open the door to find a very drunk Brittany (my roommate) and drunk marsh allen (my RD). the conversation goes as follows
Brittany: is there a boy in here!?!?!?? Is there a boy in here?!?!?! (I had told my roomie before she went out that maybe me and Tyler would watch a movie in our room)
me: no there isn’t
Brittany: what?!?!? No Tyler?!?!?
me: nope
now cue where my roommate and my RD start to sing a little diddy that goes something like this… there is only one line
“no booty for sarah moody”
yea those are the only words, when I get home if I’m in a good mood I’ll sing it for you
March 20, 2008
- didn’t leave the ship today, but I’m really sick so its ok.
- So Davis, who a few days ago invited me to join the students of color club, ate dinner with me and invited me to go out with him and his friends. He’s hot. like super hott, like me makes Adam from Georgia who I talked about a few months ago look fug that’s how hott Davis is. I really wanted to go out with him, but lets be real, there is nothing hot about coughing like a TB patient. Looking forward to these students of color meetings though.
March 21, 2008
- I got up early and went to the clinic, when we’re in port its only open from 7am to 7:30am. So you either get up and go, or die. So with my sweet meds I went back to bed only getting up to take my doses of meds
- Beth and Erin came back! And they made new friends, Caleb and Libby, so we all went to dinner at this sweet restaurant recommended by lonely planet. The woman who owned the restaurant had a son who worked for NASA in the states. No kidding, she really did, we saw his picture and everything.
- Then we went to starbucks!!! They didn’t have chai… people in pennang didn’t like chai so they got rid of it three months before.
- Then we found the sickest internet café in the world! 2 ringgits and hour... that’s like 60 cents. The computers were super nice and the internet was really fast.
- Andrew 2.0’s girlfriend dumped him so now Erin and Beth are weary of him cause they don’t want him to flirt with them. We may have to put him down
- Ended the day watching jellyfish from the smoking deck
March 22, 2008
- used aim, talked to my peeps it was awesome
- Erin got a haircut….. of all things. From this guy with awesome pants.
- Dumplings for dinner!!
- Then we had to find a taxi. So on our search we decided to try this hotel, see if we can use their phone and what not. We walk in and its just a card table in the middle of a marble floor, behind the desk was… and I kid you not… the asian uncle ruckus. (for all you non boondocks fans, uncle ruckus is a racist black man, racist against black people mind you. And he has one small eye and one large bulging eye and he’s fat. Seriously aaron mcgruders boondocks, uncle ruckus… Google image search it. I had Erin and Beth watch some of the first season so Erin actually was the one that made the reference, good job Erin) so the only light coming into the room was from the door that we opened BTW. We promptly go the hell out of there. Some day when I come back to Malaysia I’ll have to revisit this super creepy hotel
- Didn’t go out tonight cause some people didn’t come back from KL when they said they would.
March 23, 2008
- did some HW today.. yea fun I know
- hung out with Tyler tonight and he showed me his Singapore pictures, that was fun. We might to go to Tokyo together which would be sweet
- I heard this sweet Mexico navy story on the smoker’s deck, got a headache from all the smoke though.