die through magicka?
Oh, i dont like writing, but this story is great. It's true, so you better read it. I'll start off by telling you where and when this took place. I was out in Hawaii these past few days, like lemme tell ya, i've always wanted to go there, it was awesome. So anyways, i was there on business, and I met this man, Harold Shipman. Harold blew me away. I was at this cool bar there, you know, taking it easy, when Mr. Shipman came and sat down next to me. Quite a frail gent I thought at first but once he started up conversation, he wasn't so frail. Yellin at me how he thought everyone should die, how the world was corrupt, and how things "have just fucking gone to shit." "People need to realize that they are the future, and they need to stop fucking things up; this generation of kids is embarrassing." No, he wasn't drunk, he was the smartest man I had ever met. I can't even explain all the things he told me, some were confidential, you know, since I was on business.
Good thing I brought my fishin rod! Oh boy does Hawaii have some great Rowest fish, oh and those Himmangels, Gewtrops, and Keedim Trout.... Mmm mmm. Old Harold Ship gave me some bait, thats why I mentioned him before, great man. While I was out fishin I thought about what it would be like if I just kept rowing, into the vast ocean. Business wasn't too good these past few days. I just wanted a life of solitude. I decided to just go for it. Man, is the ocean cool to look at. Like, all of the plants and animals that live underwater... it's like another world. I want to be a fish I was thinkin at the time, haha the sun was probably getting to me. Well, I found this cool island, it wasn't too big, had plenty of fruits and animals for me to kill for dinner, the perfect home. I stayed there until June 17th, when a helicopter saw my huge flame that I started to cook my freshly dead mountain lion. I was kinda pissed off, but hey, you can't be on your own forever someone will always find you. It was a fun experience, I hope I get to go back, maybe even see Harold Shipman again. It all seems like a dream, but yes, it was real. Oh what a summer it has been, yes. It has been quite a very awesome one, and I am tired, yes, fucking tired of everything.
Good thing I brought my fishin rod! Oh boy does Hawaii have some great Rowest fish, oh and those Himmangels, Gewtrops, and Keedim Trout.... Mmm mmm. Old Harold Ship gave me some bait, thats why I mentioned him before, great man. While I was out fishin I thought about what it would be like if I just kept rowing, into the vast ocean. Business wasn't too good these past few days. I just wanted a life of solitude. I decided to just go for it. Man, is the ocean cool to look at. Like, all of the plants and animals that live underwater... it's like another world. I want to be a fish I was thinkin at the time, haha the sun was probably getting to me. Well, I found this cool island, it wasn't too big, had plenty of fruits and animals for me to kill for dinner, the perfect home. I stayed there until June 17th, when a helicopter saw my huge flame that I started to cook my freshly dead mountain lion. I was kinda pissed off, but hey, you can't be on your own forever someone will always find you. It was a fun experience, I hope I get to go back, maybe even see Harold Shipman again. It all seems like a dream, but yes, it was real. Oh what a summer it has been, yes. It has been quite a very awesome one, and I am tired, yes, fucking tired of everything.