Where the HELL am I?
I can't believe it. First, I wake up not next to the girl I brought home the other night, not even in my apartment, but in this dump of a city--I think it's a city, it's awfully cityish? And to make matters worse, my damn cell phone can't get any reception, so I can't call the Colonel to find out what's up--is this some sort of weird drill? Man, I'm sick of those things, always drilling and the survival exercises... what's the point, anyway?
If this is another one of those drills, someone's gonna have to answer for this once I get back to base...
...in, uh, the meantime, I probably should do some scouting, right? Find out where the hell I am?
Man, this place is a dump. This sucks.
I had the strangest dream last night about a weird 'God' thing, something about pridefulness, I dunno, I wasn't paying much attention. I don't know about anyone else, but I don't think dreams really mean anything at all--that's just crazy pseudoscience made by idiot dreamers, so... not sure why I'm remembering it now.
Hell, I'm not even sure what the hell this thing is! It's like a computer, only it sucks, and I can't even check my email!
Where the hell am I?
If this is another one of those drills, someone's gonna have to answer for this once I get back to base...
...in, uh, the meantime, I probably should do some scouting, right? Find out where the hell I am?
Man, this place is a dump. This sucks.
I had the strangest dream last night about a weird 'God' thing, something about pridefulness, I dunno, I wasn't paying much attention. I don't know about anyone else, but I don't think dreams really mean anything at all--that's just crazy pseudoscience made by idiot dreamers, so... not sure why I'm remembering it now.
Hell, I'm not even sure what the hell this thing is! It's like a computer, only it sucks, and I can't even check my email!
Where the hell am I?