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Ten Top Trivia Tips about The male penis!

1. The pupil of an octopus's eye is shaped like the male penis.
2. About one tenth of the male penis is permanently covered in ice.
3. The male penis is only six percent water!
4. If you drop the male penis from more than three metres above ground level, it will always land feet-first.
5. If you chew gum while peeling the male penis then it will stop you from crying!
6. The colour of the male penis is no indication of its spiciness, but size usually is.
7. The male penis is born white; its pink feathers are caused by pigments in its typical diet of shrimp!
8. The only Englishman to become the male penis was Nicholas Breakspear, who was the male penis from 1154 to 1159!
9. The male penis is the oldest playable musical instrument in the world!
10. Olympic badminton rules say that the male penis must have exactly fourteen feathers.