I'm gonna try to memorize this. XD

[emzlolz]

THAT POTTER SLASH


Trash-I-am!
Call-me-Trash!

That Call-me-Trash!
    That Call-me-Trash!
    I do not like
    that Call-me-Trash!

Would you like
some Potter slash?

I do not like it,
    Call-me-Trash.
    I do not read
    that Potter slash.

Would you like some
Draco/Ron?

I would not like some
    Draco/Ron.
    Tell them to put their
    clothes back on.
    I do not like
    that Potter slash.
    I do not like it,
    Call-me-Trash.

Would you like some
Lupin/Black?
Naked Remus
on his back?

I would not like some
    Lupin/Black.
    I think I'd have
    a heart attack.
    I would not like some
    Draco/Ron.
    Tell them to put their
    clothes back on.
    I do not like that Potter slash.
    I do not like it, Call-me-Trash.

Would you read
a Seamus scene?
Can you see him
blowing Dean?

No Seamus/Dean.
    That's quite obscene.
    No Lupin/Black.
    No heart attack.
    I would not read that Draco/Ron.
    Tell them to put their clothes back on.
    I would not read that Potter slash.
    I do not like it, Call-me-Trash.

Would you? Could you?
Harry/Snape?
Read it! Read it!
No escape!

I would not,
    Could not,
    Harry/Snape.

You may like it.
It's so good.
You may like this
Percy/Wood.

I would not, could not Percy/Wood.
    Nor Harry/Snape! Don't think they should.
    I do not like that Seamus/Dean.
    I do not like it, sight unseen.
    I do not like that Lupin/Black.
    No naked Remus on his back.
    I do not like that Draco/Ron.
    Tell them to put their clothes back on.
    I do not like that Potter slash.
    I do not like it, Call-me-Trash.

Try James! Try James!
Try James! Try James!
Could you, would you,
Lucius/James?

No Lucius/James! No Percy/Wood!
    No Harry/Snape! Trash! Understood?
    I would not, could not, Seamus/Dean.
    I would not, could not, it's obscene.
    I will not read that Lupin/Black.
    I think I'd have a heart attack.
    I will not read that Draco/Ron.
    Tell them to put their clothes back on.
    I do not read that Potter slash.
    I do not like it, Call-me-Trash.

Say!
George on Fred?
Or Fred on George?
Would you, could you, Fred and George?

I would not, could not,
    Fred and George.

Would you read some
twincest games?

I would not read those twincest games.
    Not George and Fred. Not Lucius/James.
    Not Harry/Snape. Not Percy/Wood.
    I do not like them, Trash. No good.
    Not Lupin/Black. No Seamus scene.
    No heart attack. No blowing Dean.
    I will not read that Draco/Ron.
    They can all go put their clothes back on!

You do not like that Potter slash?

I do not like it, Call-me-Trash.

Snape and Lupin
in the Tower?

I would not want them
    in the Tower!

Or Harry/Draco
in the shower?

I could not watch them in the shower.
    Or Snape and Lupin in the Tower.
    I will not read any twincest games.
    I will not read that Lucius/James.
    No Fred and George! No Percy/Wood!
    No Harry/Snape! That understood?
    I do not like that Seamus scene.
    I do not like him blowing Dean.
    I will not read that Lupin/Black.
    No naked Remus on his back.
    I do not like that Draco/Ron.
    It simply DOESN'T TURN ME ON!

[*insert total collapse here*]

I do not like that Potter slash!
    I do not like it, Call-me-Trash.

You do not like it.
So you squick.
Try it! Try it!
It's not sick.
Try it - and it just might click.

Trash!
    If you will go away,
    I will try it.
    Make my day.

[*insert very, very nervous look here*]

[* R E A D I N G *]

Trash!
    I like this Potter slash!
    I do! I like it, Call-me-Trash!

Get Harry/Draco in the shower.
    And Snape with Lupin in the Tower...
    And I will read some twincest games
    with Fred and George. Then Lucius/James.
    And Harry/Snape. And Percy/Wood.
    These fics are really, really good!
    So I will read that Seamus scene.
    I want to see him blowing Dean.
    And I will read that Lupin/Black
    with naked Remus on his back.
    And I will read some Draco/Ron.
    All these pairings TURN ME ON!

I do so like
    this Potter slash!
    Thank you!
    Thank you,
    Call-me-Trash!

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