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revising next year's soccer sched with coach....me: um coach, what time zone is new mexico in? coach: um, their own one?---what a tardo. spent some time teaching him how to do computer stuff...oh big poppa.
"meg, what is that? some jazzed up pre-wrap?!" tennis matches with the volleyball girls= a rip roaring good time.
murray is sad that she hasto hear bout my life thru this, but thats why i did it. bc pplin the north have no idear whats going on. mad jealous she gets to have a puppy right now. i want one. badly. i also want to get this house with chris so he and i can get a dawgy next year. ohhh funness.
OH SHITZLE. i almost forgot!!!!!! GROSS STORY OF THE EFFING DAY.
-i was in the ferg drinkin coffee and readin english at approx 8 am. jump in the car, drive to my apt to get something before class...pull in. happen to glance over to the passenger side. theres a lil pink ball and im all like, wtf, mate? so yah, i go to pick it up.....first i notice the wetness. then it unfolds. GASP its a freakkking THONG. a wet, used, nasty ass-not mine, THONG. what the hellllll. my car was unlocked for a lil bit. either someone got it on in my car and forgot their underwear or someone was pullin a prank or really confused. anyway. it was gross as shit and i about gagged. no wait, i did. thrice. ended up throwing that shit in the dumpster. along with the cups i picked it up with. as emma said, it could only happen to me. she's right. only emily pitek.
-bbq with ben on fridays is starting to become a weekly ritual. its sooo good. omgosh i love it. and the pie! don't get me started. ben's gonna drive back with me, i think. he wants to. BUT ONLY IF THATS OKAY WITH YOU, bri!--(he said that)
speaking of brian. happy birthday babes. again i'm so sorry for not being able to be there in the flesh. but there are always presents.
i am too tired to be funny. so after eating an entire pizza. i am calling it quits. busy effing ass weekend coming up. shat. BYE
-emcat
"meg, what is that? some jazzed up pre-wrap?!" tennis matches with the volleyball girls= a rip roaring good time.
murray is sad that she hasto hear bout my life thru this, but thats why i did it. bc pplin the north have no idear whats going on. mad jealous she gets to have a puppy right now. i want one. badly. i also want to get this house with chris so he and i can get a dawgy next year. ohhh funness.
OH SHITZLE. i almost forgot!!!!!! GROSS STORY OF THE EFFING DAY.
-i was in the ferg drinkin coffee and readin english at approx 8 am. jump in the car, drive to my apt to get something before class...pull in. happen to glance over to the passenger side. theres a lil pink ball and im all like, wtf, mate? so yah, i go to pick it up.....first i notice the wetness. then it unfolds. GASP its a freakkking THONG. a wet, used, nasty ass-not mine, THONG. what the hellllll. my car was unlocked for a lil bit. either someone got it on in my car and forgot their underwear or someone was pullin a prank or really confused. anyway. it was gross as shit and i about gagged. no wait, i did. thrice. ended up throwing that shit in the dumpster. along with the cups i picked it up with. as emma said, it could only happen to me. she's right. only emily pitek.
-bbq with ben on fridays is starting to become a weekly ritual. its sooo good. omgosh i love it. and the pie! don't get me started. ben's gonna drive back with me, i think. he wants to. BUT ONLY IF THATS OKAY WITH YOU, bri!--(he said that)
speaking of brian. happy birthday babes. again i'm so sorry for not being able to be there in the flesh. but there are always presents.
i am too tired to be funny. so after eating an entire pizza. i am calling it quits. busy effing ass weekend coming up. shat. BYE
-emcat