Celebrity Death Pool 2009:

[emustrangler]

We apparently suck at pessimism, as last year we were only able to predict the death of one celebrity. I declare myself winner, with 10 points, after predicting Arthur C. Clarke's death, and am now showering myself with glorious prizes

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[phasedweasel]

One day late, but here's our list!

Margaret Thatcher
Walter Mondale
Billy Graham
Chuck Berry
BB King
Amy Winehouse
Fidel Castro
Henry Kissinger
Andy Griffith
Fred Thomson
Andy Rooney
Mickey Rooney
Ted Stevens

[emustrangler]

1. Jimmy Carter (that amphibious rabbit will finally find him)
2. Pope Benedict XVI
3. Barack Obama (It's a race to see if skin-heads or CIA agents working for Biden get him first)
4. Margret Thatcher (a year older has not made her less likely to die)
5. Steve Jobs (His coffin will be a marvel of good design and user friendliness)
6. Fred Phelps (god still hate him)
7. Mary Kate Olsen (worth one less point then last year, but still)
8. Walter Cronkite ("and that's the way it is")
9. David Hanh (radioactive boy-scout)
10. Peter O'Toole
11. C Everett Coop (to be fair, if he smoked, he probably woulda died earlier)
12. James Randi (I'll need to actually see the corpse before I believe it)
13. GRR Martin (will be cremated on a pyre made of Wheel of Time books)

[phasedweasel]

Damn you, you look set to win again this year! Eight points to Brendan for Walter Cronkite.

[emustrangler]

Joe (office mate) list:
Those that are probable:
1.) Keith Richards (his body might as well be 100)
2.) Willie Nelson (just seems old)
3.) Clorise Leachman (damn old)

Those that i hope:
4.) Bono (the bain of my existance)
5.) Dane Cook (really not that funny why the fuck is he famous?)
6.) Puff Daddy (Talentless hack, i wish he took biggie smalls place, now that man had talent!)

Drugs do a lot of damage:
7.) Ozzy Osbourne (He is gonna get confused and wander in front of a train)
8.) Paula Abdul (Drunk drving fatality waiting to happen)
9.) Tina Turner (Crack is one hell of a drug)

The World would be a better place:
10.) Fidel Castro (I want a Cuban Cigar damnit!!!)
11.) Mahmoud Ahmadinejad (Eh he is better than rod blagojcoaviach)

Darwinian award winning possibilities:
12.) Rod Blagojavich (gonna lick an outlet)
13.) Brittney Spears (need i explain?)

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