This list is totally unresearched. If anyone on this list is ALREADY dead, let me know.
1) Alan Greenspan - just when we need him most.
2) 50-cent. He hasn't been shot by anyone yet, right? (I don't have to look up his real name, do I?)
3) Elizabeth Edwards - which will be sad unless it makes John Edwards win, in which case it will be a noble sacrifice.
4) Sir Anthony Hopkins - nothing gold can stay.
5) Ashley Olsen - you totally picked the wrong one.
6) Dan Rather - I haven't heard from him in a while.
7) Bill Watterson - which will make us all weep until we realize that he's been retired for like, ever, and he may as well have died a long time ago. But then we'll feel bad again and cry a little.
8) Gary Kasparov - yeah, I have to agree. Done for.
9) Carl Kassel - which will be very sad for all fans of NPR.
10) Katie Holmes (or is she Katie Cruise?) - dead in very suspicious circumstances.
11) Alex Trebek - Diesel Sweeties tells me that he's illin'.
12) Dick Cheney - I've put too many people I like on this list.
13) Queen Elizabeth II - that will be the greatest funeral the world has yet seen.
Anyone who puts Terry Pratchett on their list will be met with my frown of disapproval for their bad taste. 'sides, the man JUST got diagnosed, he's got at least 5 years in him.
Edwards is smart (and evil). Alan Greenspan had a big hand in putting us in the mess we're in today (he advocated people getting ARMs in speeches). Katy beat you to 50 Cent.
1) Alan Greenspan - just when we need him most.
2) 50-cent. He hasn't been shot by anyone yet, right? (I don't have to look up his real name, do I?)
3) Elizabeth Edwards - which will be sad unless it makes John Edwards win, in which case it will be a noble sacrifice.
4) Sir Anthony Hopkins - nothing gold can stay.
5) Ashley Olsen - you totally picked the wrong one.
6) Dan Rather - I haven't heard from him in a while.
7) Bill Watterson - which will make us all weep until we realize that he's been retired for like, ever, and he may as well have died a long time ago. But then we'll feel bad again and cry a little.
8) Gary Kasparov - yeah, I have to agree. Done for.
9) Carl Kassel - which will be very sad for all fans of NPR.
10) Katie Holmes (or is she Katie Cruise?) - dead in very suspicious circumstances.
11) Alex Trebek - Diesel Sweeties tells me that he's illin'.
12) Dick Cheney - I've put too many people I like on this list.
13) Queen Elizabeth II - that will be the greatest funeral the world has yet seen.
Anyone who puts Terry Pratchett on their list will be met with my frown of disapproval for their bad taste. 'sides, the man JUST got diagnosed, he's got at least 5 years in him.
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