hey...been dying to meet you! mmmmhmmmummm
so, right now i'm at work, and it's early and slow and i got energy up the ass! yeah...yeah i don't know, i'm aaa, just happy. it's weird, after all this shit that i was going through, now i'm just happy and it's funny cause i just want to laugh and it's nice, it's real nice.
the cool part is that it just makes every situation so fucking funny, even if it's a little sad...and i've got a good story...i've already told a few people, but it's just to good to keep a secert...
so let me set the scene...
me mandy lauren and dana have just been eating in new hope and we're on the way home in my car sitting like this...
me-mandy (front)
dana-lauren (back)
*i have my window down, almost all the way
and here goes the story...
ALL OF A SUDDEN! SMACK!! something flys/hits/goes into my car!...at first no one really knows what's going on and what's happened...so everyone is like, what was that...and then dana's like i think it's dirt cause it's all over her arm, and then i look at my shirt and i see...BIRD POOP! haha, and that's when i realize that we'll just been pooped on...me and dana, and so i just say, very matter-of-factly, "it's bird poop"...and that's when the car explodes in screams laugher and tears of joy...and it was just hilious...simply beatiful, because it was just so fucking funny...and then dana was really upset cause the poop was all over her arm, and then we gave her napkins and then she didn't want to touch anything and the shit was all over my headrest, yet not in my hair, and there was some on the window...it was just all over and so funny, because really...what's the chances that something like that is going to happen? i mean...for one so many things could have happen to not let the bird poop go into my window...what if i were going slow/faster? what if my window was closed? all these what if's and still look what happen...bird poop flew into my window taking two in it's path...and the lesson of this story is...
it's not about hitting two birds with one stone...nah we got it all wrong...
it's about one bird shitting on two people...that's just pure skill.
the cool part is that it just makes every situation so fucking funny, even if it's a little sad...and i've got a good story...i've already told a few people, but it's just to good to keep a secert...
so let me set the scene...
me mandy lauren and dana have just been eating in new hope and we're on the way home in my car sitting like this...
me-mandy (front)
dana-lauren (back)
*i have my window down, almost all the way
and here goes the story...
ALL OF A SUDDEN! SMACK!! something flys/hits/goes into my car!...at first no one really knows what's going on and what's happened...so everyone is like, what was that...and then dana's like i think it's dirt cause it's all over her arm, and then i look at my shirt and i see...BIRD POOP! haha, and that's when i realize that we'll just been pooped on...me and dana, and so i just say, very matter-of-factly, "it's bird poop"...and that's when the car explodes in screams laugher and tears of joy...and it was just hilious...simply beatiful, because it was just so fucking funny...and then dana was really upset cause the poop was all over her arm, and then we gave her napkins and then she didn't want to touch anything and the shit was all over my headrest, yet not in my hair, and there was some on the window...it was just all over and so funny, because really...what's the chances that something like that is going to happen? i mean...for one so many things could have happen to not let the bird poop go into my window...what if i were going slow/faster? what if my window was closed? all these what if's and still look what happen...bird poop flew into my window taking two in it's path...and the lesson of this story is...
it's not about hitting two birds with one stone...nah we got it all wrong...
it's about one bird shitting on two people...that's just pure skill.