Dear Hair Lady...
Dear Hair Lady,
I saw you on the television last night. You seemed to be a kind, sensitive woman that didn't care that her hair was flat. However, I then noticed a change in your demeanor. The man named Bill called and you suddenly seemed like a different person. It was like I didn't even know you any more. Suddenly flat hair was no longer good for you. I can only assume Bill had something to do with this.
I feel saddened for you. Why is it you place so much stock in what others think of you? Why can't you just be good enough for YOU? Bill may be more interested in you initially because of your newly curled hair, but you will find the infatuation fading when your hair carries you no more than a couple of weeks.
I'm sorry you feel the way you do, and I'll always care for you, but I just can't watch your commercial any more. I'm sure we can still be friends...
Yours,
Emufan3000
I saw you on the television last night. You seemed to be a kind, sensitive woman that didn't care that her hair was flat. However, I then noticed a change in your demeanor. The man named Bill called and you suddenly seemed like a different person. It was like I didn't even know you any more. Suddenly flat hair was no longer good for you. I can only assume Bill had something to do with this.
I feel saddened for you. Why is it you place so much stock in what others think of you? Why can't you just be good enough for YOU? Bill may be more interested in you initially because of your newly curled hair, but you will find the infatuation fading when your hair carries you no more than a couple of weeks.
I'm sorry you feel the way you do, and I'll always care for you, but I just can't watch your commercial any more. I'm sure we can still be friends...
Yours,
Emufan3000