Aug 15, 2006 12:11
What a day at work! Yesterday had to be one of the most...interesting days at work EVER.
1. An old guy bought a belt with a zipper inside of it. Vicki asked him what it was for and he said "let me show you".....he then took off his OWN belt, and had obviously forgotten to zip/button his pants earlier, becuase they just fell off. He then insisted that we look at the belt, undid the zipper on his own belt and pointed at the folded 100 dollar bills inside the belt. He told us he fit 2 thousand dollars in it. He then bought the new belt and put it around his stomach(he was wearing two belts, and his own belt was through his belt loops already.
2. The lady behind him accidentally flashed me.
3. A creepy guy at work started talking to me and then said "I should come around here and give you a hard time---would you like that?" I was like wtf. This guy is also an idiot. He came up to me and said "you work at sears?!" (Duh, no buddy, I just pretend like I work at Sears I actually work for pennies.) He then said "I work for sears too! (Double-duh, like I cant read your nametag.)he was being serious. I cant wait until I quit!