The story so far
Current answers to my "Ask me STUFF" bit of that poll. Come on, kids - you can do better than this. As you can see, the identities of the innocent have been protected. Throw me a curly question, somebody. Anybody. Do you really know that much about me??
Ahem. Don't answer that. Here we go, anyway:
Why do mirrors reflect left/right and not up/down? How do people without thumbs wipes their asses?
Greedy two-question-type person, you are. What the hell do I know about mirrors besides I look fanfuckingtastic in them?! Hmm? Harrumph. As for thumbless arse-wiping, a "folder" such as myself would probably find it easier than a "scruncher" like you (now I want you to ask me how I know so much about your toilet habits).
Do your ears hang low?
I can't tie them in a bow, if that's what you're asking.
What has four legs, lives in Philadelphia, and it never rains but it pours?
That's a good one. I give you three guesses.
what did you end up singing for the Kareokee thing on monday?
I sang "Perhaps, Perhaps, Perhaps" again. It's fun and I wanted to sing it all glammed up for my mates.
Is the G spot real or made up?
Holy crap. How can I put this delicately? A world of yes, yes, YES, my friend. It definitely exists.
Ok, my question is...what should i ask? lol.
Ask me something OUTRAGEOUS. Come on. Somebody shock me. These are all rather tame.
how often have you made friends through LJ that were not from Australia, and how do you know them/met them?
If by "friends" you mean people I've met in real life, I guess there's eudaimon and door1984 (though technically we met in real life before I knew she had an LJ). They came to stay with us during a round-the-world trip this year. I also have met reynardo and lederhosen in Sydney and I've met drabbo here in Perth too now. Anyone else on my f-list from Perth is either someone I already knew in real life or someone I've never met and just LJ-hopped.
Who is Chris Haas?
A fine question. I have a feeling he has something to do with a thing that keeps track of the date. In particular, a special thing that's coming out in December. I shall be adding (what I believe is) his alter-ego to my sorscha f-list when I move next week. Am I clever? Am I? Am I? Did I do good? *bounces*
Ahem. Don't answer that. Here we go, anyway:
Why do mirrors reflect left/right and not up/down? How do people without thumbs wipes their asses?
Greedy two-question-type person, you are. What the hell do I know about mirrors besides I look fanfuckingtastic in them?! Hmm? Harrumph. As for thumbless arse-wiping, a "folder" such as myself would probably find it easier than a "scruncher" like you (now I want you to ask me how I know so much about your toilet habits).
Do your ears hang low?
I can't tie them in a bow, if that's what you're asking.
What has four legs, lives in Philadelphia, and it never rains but it pours?
That's a good one. I give you three guesses.
what did you end up singing for the Kareokee thing on monday?
I sang "Perhaps, Perhaps, Perhaps" again. It's fun and I wanted to sing it all glammed up for my mates.
Is the G spot real or made up?
Holy crap. How can I put this delicately? A world of yes, yes, YES, my friend. It definitely exists.
Ok, my question is...what should i ask? lol.
Ask me something OUTRAGEOUS. Come on. Somebody shock me. These are all rather tame.
how often have you made friends through LJ that were not from Australia, and how do you know them/met them?
If by "friends" you mean people I've met in real life, I guess there's eudaimon and door1984 (though technically we met in real life before I knew she had an LJ). They came to stay with us during a round-the-world trip this year. I also have met reynardo and lederhosen in Sydney and I've met drabbo here in Perth too now. Anyone else on my f-list from Perth is either someone I already knew in real life or someone I've never met and just LJ-hopped.
Who is Chris Haas?
A fine question. I have a feeling he has something to do with a thing that keeps track of the date. In particular, a special thing that's coming out in December. I shall be adding (what I believe is) his alter-ego to my sorscha f-list when I move next week. Am I clever? Am I? Am I? Did I do good? *bounces*