Puppy Spam!
I call her Cyan.
Okay, to begin, a picture for size reference. Yes, those are normal sized bricks, like you might find on a house or street. In the upper right is the base of a cat tree, and the green thing she is playing with is a bunny-head shaped cat toy. She is all of 5 lbs; she should be pushing 20lbs by now.
I know the picture makes her eyes look funny, but it's just my cheap camera, her eyes are normal. And that would be my hand she is sinking her needle sharp little teeth into. Yes, it hurts. She actually drew blood.
She has me by the shoelace.
This is my favorite picture thus far. The dog in the background is the breeder's International American Champion. He loves puppies, even playing with Cyan through the bars of the baby-gate (which by the way, she can fit through). He is not her father, but his mother and Cyan's mother are full blood sisters.