Fanfic that makes what's left of my eyes bleed

[emrinalexander]

OHMYGOD....

Would writers please Google when to use lay, lie, lied, etc. and

PLEASE - He had drank? Seriously? Drink, drank, drunk - LOOK IT UP.

Also, I highly doubt "transpose from the living room" works better than almost any other word for movement I can think of right now.