Katie's Porn-tacular Adventure.
Also known as: My Most Smutalicious Valentine's Day Ever.
...and yes, I'm serious. XD It was a strange day. Bwahaha... this isn't usual, but damn if I don't care.
Since I don't feel like writing in paragraph form, here is a quick outline of my day.
((highlight if a line blends too much)) Why the colours? ..........why not? XD
// Got up at 5:00.
// Caught bus at 6:00.
// Arrived at the WorkSournce at 7:20.
// Stood in the foggy, wet, freezing cold until it opened at 8:00.
// Had fun talks with some of my classmates about the futility of the classes, errant fathers of our children, and the wrong reasons to propose (to a guy who was going to today)
// Had class. Learned about Stress-Relief. :P
// 9:45, class ended. Found out the woman who told me that I should be able to handle a full-time job AND 35 hours a week of school was a crock of crap. Talked with classmates more.
// Began waiting for the actually intelligent worker to meet with me about other options because she realized I didn't belong there.
// Drank much coffee. Caffeine made me very awake by this point.
// 10:30, went on computers, printed out three fics from the
valentine_smut comm. Because I could. On their dime. Booyah. Read one in the lobby.
// 11:30(?), called
eyesofshinigami. She amused me greatly. Walked to AMPM while she read me porn. Bought Dr. Pepper as Goku came. And I, of course, commented on the loveliness of the climax while getting my change. Oh yeah.
// 12:15, Christine (smart worker) comes out and tells me I DON'T HAVE TO GO BACK TOMORROW. Hoobah, Happy Katie. VERY HAPPY.
// Walking to bus station. Spy store with nice candles. Buy one for my mummy for Vday.
// 12:30 Want food. Go to Jack in the Box because its the only one nearby. Eat #4 with curly fries and a Dr Pepper. Read porn at table.
// 12:45 walk back to bus station. Sit and finish porn while smoking, glad I'm alone for my giggles.
// 1:00 call
eyesofshinigami again. She was busy, but I still used her to distract myself from the creepy bum who kept talking to me.
// 1:30 Bus to Ocean Shores arrives, I board and get ready to go home.
// 1:30-2:00 Read some of the most lovely porn ever. In an onsen. You know which one I mean. And giggled pervily, earning many, many funny looks. I didn't care.
// 2:30 arrive home. Mom takes us to the grocery store. I wait in the car and reread the first porn.
// 3:30 Finally home for good. And opened more porn.
AND THAT, ladies and gentlemen, was Katie's Porntacular Day.
How could Valentine's Day be better than reading gay porn in public? It couldnt... unless a certain someone... *leers and doesn't comment*
...and yes, I'm serious. XD It was a strange day. Bwahaha... this isn't usual, but damn if I don't care.
Since I don't feel like writing in paragraph form, here is a quick outline of my day.
((highlight if a line blends too much)) Why the colours? ..........why not? XD
// Got up at 5:00.
// Caught bus at 6:00.
// Arrived at the WorkSournce at 7:20.
// Stood in the foggy, wet, freezing cold until it opened at 8:00.
// Had fun talks with some of my classmates about the futility of the classes, errant fathers of our children, and the wrong reasons to propose (to a guy who was going to today)
// Had class. Learned about Stress-Relief. :P
// 9:45, class ended. Found out the woman who told me that I should be able to handle a full-time job AND 35 hours a week of school was a crock of crap. Talked with classmates more.
// Began waiting for the actually intelligent worker to meet with me about other options because she realized I didn't belong there.
// Drank much coffee. Caffeine made me very awake by this point.
// 10:30, went on computers, printed out three fics from the
valentine_smut comm. Because I could. On their dime. Booyah. Read one in the lobby.
// 11:30(?), called
eyesofshinigami. She amused me greatly. Walked to AMPM while she read me porn. Bought Dr. Pepper as Goku came. And I, of course, commented on the loveliness of the climax while getting my change. Oh yeah.
// 12:15, Christine (smart worker) comes out and tells me I DON'T HAVE TO GO BACK TOMORROW. Hoobah, Happy Katie. VERY HAPPY.
// Walking to bus station. Spy store with nice candles. Buy one for my mummy for Vday.
// 12:30 Want food. Go to Jack in the Box because its the only one nearby. Eat #4 with curly fries and a Dr Pepper. Read porn at table.
// 12:45 walk back to bus station. Sit and finish porn while smoking, glad I'm alone for my giggles.
// 1:00 call
eyesofshinigami again. She was busy, but I still used her to distract myself from the creepy bum who kept talking to me.
// 1:30 Bus to Ocean Shores arrives, I board and get ready to go home.
// 1:30-2:00 Read some of the most lovely porn ever. In an onsen. You know which one I mean. And giggled pervily, earning many, many funny looks. I didn't care.
// 2:30 arrive home. Mom takes us to the grocery store. I wait in the car and reread the first porn.
// 3:30 Finally home for good. And opened more porn.
AND THAT, ladies and gentlemen, was Katie's Porntacular Day.
How could Valentine's Day be better than reading gay porn in public? It couldnt... unless a certain someone... *leers and doesn't comment*