Ok. Two elves walk into a tavern...
Scene: De'am and Tzi enter a tavern and begin to chat, twin-style. This is what all you people who're going to Rome are in for...*grin*
This conversation takes place after they watch an annoyingly dramatic and not-though-out rp, which they (and one of their friends) decides is a play and comments as such, to the annoyance of the poor...actors...
De'am may post the play session...I don't know cutid's (and don't want to look them up) and that one would really need it.
More than this one.
Oh yes. This is from a log file. From a game.
Tzi Hahasus lounges sideways in a chair.
Delakaniam venTcimta grins.
Delakaniam venTcimta: Stylistic, sister.
Tzi Hahasus: And comfortable
Tzi Hahasus: These are really too short
Delakaniam venTcimta: It certainly looks it
Delakaniam venTcimta nods in agreement.
Delakaniam venTcimta: So, Tzi... we are too much. I suppose that's better than too little, wouldn't you say?
Tzi Hahasus nods.
Tzi Hahasus: Quite entertaining though
Tzi Hahasus: If only that was a play
Tzi Hahasus: Then they could at least blame their conduct on a playwright
Delakaniam venTcimta chuckles.
Tzi Hahasus swigs from her "special bottle".
Tzi Hahasus now has two bottles out.
Delakaniam venTcimta looks at the fireplace, lifts her eyebrow speculatively, and sparks it. .
Delakaniam venTcimta halfheartedly blows in the general direction of the fireplace to get the fire going.
Delakaniam venTcimta: You never know what tricks you can pick up along the streets
Tzi Hahasus turns her head at an awkward angle to look at De'am's activities.
Delakaniam venTcimta chuckles again.
Delakaniam venTcimta: I believe that is the fullest extent of whatever magic I'll ever need
Tzi Hahasus: I picked up one in Varnivoo that involved two men a table and a chair leg...
Tzi Hahasus muses.
Delakaniam venTcimta: Wine is simply not correct when brewed outside of the traditional manner
Delakaniam venTcimta laughs.
Tzi Hahasus shakes her head.
Tzi Hahasus: Or was it a wine bottle?
Tzi Hahasus: It was really quite fascinating
Delakaniam venTcimta: Mm, I see...
Tzi Hahasus: One man rolled the other out like dough on the table and made man-cakes
Delakaniam venTcimta drinks.
Tzi Hahasus pauses.
Tzi Hahasus: Yes, mancakes
Delakaniam venTcimta stops and suddenly listens.
Tzi Hahasus: Rather vile
Delakaniam venTcimta: I should... think.
Tzi Hahasus: lady fingers are much better though
Tzi Hahasus: Tender and sweet
Tzi Hahasus: or so I hear
Delakaniam venTcimta: Or first experience?
Tzi Hahasus twirls her bottle and sips from it.
Tzi Hahasus shifts her eyes.
Tzi Hahasus: I don't really remember
Tzi Hahasus: Those Tepinar have some strange meals
Tzi Hahasus: I was assured they were all recently deceased without much help
Delakaniam venTcimta tilts the bottle up vertically with a disappointed look at its emtptiness.
Delakaniam venTcimta: Oh my. THOSE.
Tzi Hahasus tosses her another.
Delakaniam venTcimta: I remember when I stopped by....
Delakaniam venTcimta catches with an excited grin.
Delakaniam venTcimta: Tzi, whatever would I do without you, dear twin.
Delakaniam venTcimta: Mm, Tepinar dinners....
Tzi Hahasus: Die of thirst, dear Tarrister...sister
Delakaniam venTcimta: Thie of Dirst?
Delakaniam venTcimta questions vaguely.
Delakaniam venTcimta leans back, "Alas".
Tzi Hahasus nods sagely.
Tzi Hahasus: Sala
Delakaniam venTcimta nods solemnly and toasts to Dirst..
Tzi Hahasus toast to Thie.
Tzi Hahasus toasts to ME!.
Delakaniam venTcimta: Tzi, I toast to Thie
Tzi Hahasus greens.
Delakaniam venTcimta swigs heartily.
Tzi Hahasus wigs her swine.
Delakaniam venTcimta brings the bottle back down in a graceful swoop and lets out a satisfied, "Ahh.".
Delakaniam venTcimta lugs her Chiquor.
Tzi Hahasus frinks dire.
Delakaniam venTcimta 's amber eyes look a little gold-glazed.
Tzi Hahasus glances over.
Delakaniam venTcimta blinks drearily at the bottle in her hand.
Tzi Hahasus: Moo touch iqour?
Tzi Hahasus: *ichor
Delakaniam venTcimta: Know you, Tiz... dish bottel looks like the other 17.....
Tzi Hahasus: Dlow sown...
Tzi Hahasus: nine....ten
Delakaniam venTcimta arms her wave, "Bahhh....".
Tzi Hahasus: 19
Tzi Hahasus tilts her head.
Tzi Hahasus: I..
Tzi Hahasus: tinker
Tzi Hahasus tries again.
Tzi Hahasus: Dank
Tzi Hahasus: Think
Tzi Hahasus: !
Delakaniam venTcimta looks almost pathetically confused.
Tzi Hahasus: you..
Tzi Hahasus is on a roll.
Tzi Hahasus: half
Tzi Hahasus: hast
Tzi Hahasus shakes her head, hard.
Tzi Hahasus: have had enough
Tzi Hahasus: I, on the other hand, am perfectly lushid
Delakaniam venTcimta blinks like a piece of livestock.
Tzi Hahasus finishes one bottle with a flourish and works on the other.
Delakaniam venTcimta peers in the bottle with one eye closed.
Delakaniam venTcimta is looking in it with the closed eye.
Tzi Hahasus works on the other nonalcholic drink. Really. No lies.
Delakaniam venTcimta is having a few difficulties deciding why the bottle won't let her look inside.
Tzi Hahasus Everything you read here is the truth. Except when it isn't
Tzi Hahasus: Bottles are very shy, dear
Tzi Hahasus: You have to court them before they'll let you in
Delakaniam venTcimta: Tity pat. They really ssshhhouldn't be.
Tzi Hahasus: Really. That's no way to stalk around a nice well made bottle
Delakaniam venTcimta just drear nodly..
Delakaniam venTcimta: Aaah'rights, Tiz, if you say so.
Tzi Hahasus raise an eyebrow.
Delakaniam venTcimta makes an attempt to wink at the bottle.
Tzi Hahasus: What *are* you drinking
Tzi Hahasus: winks aren't the greatest idea for a first date
Tzi Hahasus: Try something sweet
Tzi Hahasus: Sugar, perhaps?
Delakaniam venTcimta: I'm dinking nothing, Hzi
Delakaniam venTcimta: ......sugars?
Delakaniam venTcimta begins the process of thinking.
Tzi Hahasus: What have you been drinking?
Delakaniam venTcimta is still thinking.
Tzi Hahasus: Getting drunk so fast...
Tzi Hahasus: An insult to the Tcimtas
Tzi Hahasus: You really inherited all of father's worst traits...
Tzi Hahasus: That strange mole...
Delakaniam venTcimta: Isss only.... only rarely
Tzi Hahasus: That fang shaped tooth
Delakaniam venTcimta reassures Izt with a smile.
Tzi Hahasus: The fingernail that always grows faster than the others
Tzi Hahasus: The inability to hold your drink
Tzi Hahasus: I suppose you have to relieve yourself, too, eh?
Delakaniam venTcimta: De'am can hold it just fine!
Tzi Hahasus shakes her head.
Delakaniam venTcimta sneers at the other elf.
Tzi Hahasus: Don't forget to leave your chair if you have to go
Delakaniam venTcimta swigs.
Tzi Hahasus: Last time we had to get new ones
Tzi Hahasus smiles to herself.
Delakaniam venTcimta angles her head down to peer at the bottle with upward-slanted eyes.
Tzi Hahasus glances over.
Delakaniam venTcimta: Thity it poes so gast.
Tzi Hahasus: At least you're looking through the polite end now
Delakaniam venTcimta swirls the liquid around best as she can.
Tzi Hahasus looks over.
Tzi Hahasus: May I greet the bottle?
Delakaniam venTcimta finally shrugs, sits up, and gives a yawn.
Tzi Hahasus holds her hand out for it.
Tzi Hahasus: Sired to soon?
Delakaniam venTcimta leans over and hands it to Tzi. "Greet it all you want, sister, it doesn't want anything to do with me any more".
Tzi Hahasus looks at it soothingly.
Tzi Hahasus: You moved too fast
Tzi Hahasus: Let me talk to to it
Delakaniam venTcimta: Yes, I'll go bury in the leaves now.
Delakaniam venTcimta looks around as if searching for one last thing.
Tzi Hahasus whispers something to the bottle while carefully switching it with her own.
Delakaniam venTcimta looks at the bottle in her lap.
Tzi Hahasus hands De'am the bottle.
Delakaniam venTcimta looks up from her own empty bottle.
Tzi Hahasus: It's willingly to give you a second chance
Delakaniam venTcimta takes it and looks at the second one.
Delakaniam venTcimta: Oh, forget. It'd never sleep with me, and don't you think that would look bad? We've hardly known each other
Delakaniam venTcimta hands it back.
Delakaniam venTcimta hugs her own bottle.
Tzi Hahasus: Really, De'am!
Tzi Hahasus: A bottle!
Tzi Hahasus: I'm surprised you'd consider such a thing
Delakaniam venTcimta: Precisely, my dear sister.
Tzi Hahasus: Bottles are meant to be savored
Delakaniam venTcimta: A precious, innocent, unsuspecting bottle...
Tzi Hahasus: Not used in one night!
Delakaniam venTcimta: Right you are, Tzi, right you are. As usual
Tzi Hahasus stretches and slides out of the chair.
Tzi Hahasus slips the bottles in her satchel.
Delakaniam venTcimta settles back in the seat and hugs the bottle close.
Tzi Hahasus sets the bag beside the chair and curls back up in it.
Delakaniam venTcimta: Tzi, you must replace this bottle in my hand with a full one once I fall asleep, yes?
Delakaniam venTcimta: There's a good sister
Delakaniam venTcimta nods with a smile.
Tzi Hahasus nods sleepily.
Delakaniam venTcimta curls up comfortably and snoozes.
Tzi Hahasus nods off.
Everyone logs and lives happily ever after....
This conversation takes place after they watch an annoyingly dramatic and not-though-out rp, which they (and one of their friends) decides is a play and comments as such, to the annoyance of the poor...actors...
De'am may post the play session...I don't know cutid's (and don't want to look them up) and that one would really need it.
More than this one.
Oh yes. This is from a log file. From a game.
Tzi Hahasus lounges sideways in a chair.
Delakaniam venTcimta grins.
Delakaniam venTcimta: Stylistic, sister.
Tzi Hahasus: And comfortable
Tzi Hahasus: These are really too short
Delakaniam venTcimta: It certainly looks it
Delakaniam venTcimta nods in agreement.
Delakaniam venTcimta: So, Tzi... we are too much. I suppose that's better than too little, wouldn't you say?
Tzi Hahasus nods.
Tzi Hahasus: Quite entertaining though
Tzi Hahasus: If only that was a play
Tzi Hahasus: Then they could at least blame their conduct on a playwright
Delakaniam venTcimta chuckles.
Tzi Hahasus swigs from her "special bottle".
Tzi Hahasus now has two bottles out.
Delakaniam venTcimta looks at the fireplace, lifts her eyebrow speculatively, and sparks it. .
Delakaniam venTcimta halfheartedly blows in the general direction of the fireplace to get the fire going.
Delakaniam venTcimta: You never know what tricks you can pick up along the streets
Tzi Hahasus turns her head at an awkward angle to look at De'am's activities.
Delakaniam venTcimta chuckles again.
Delakaniam venTcimta: I believe that is the fullest extent of whatever magic I'll ever need
Tzi Hahasus: I picked up one in Varnivoo that involved two men a table and a chair leg...
Tzi Hahasus muses.
Delakaniam venTcimta: Wine is simply not correct when brewed outside of the traditional manner
Delakaniam venTcimta laughs.
Tzi Hahasus shakes her head.
Tzi Hahasus: Or was it a wine bottle?
Tzi Hahasus: It was really quite fascinating
Delakaniam venTcimta: Mm, I see...
Tzi Hahasus: One man rolled the other out like dough on the table and made man-cakes
Delakaniam venTcimta drinks.
Tzi Hahasus pauses.
Tzi Hahasus: Yes, mancakes
Delakaniam venTcimta stops and suddenly listens.
Tzi Hahasus: Rather vile
Delakaniam venTcimta: I should... think.
Tzi Hahasus: lady fingers are much better though
Tzi Hahasus: Tender and sweet
Tzi Hahasus: or so I hear
Delakaniam venTcimta: Or first experience?
Tzi Hahasus twirls her bottle and sips from it.
Tzi Hahasus shifts her eyes.
Tzi Hahasus: I don't really remember
Tzi Hahasus: Those Tepinar have some strange meals
Tzi Hahasus: I was assured they were all recently deceased without much help
Delakaniam venTcimta tilts the bottle up vertically with a disappointed look at its emtptiness.
Delakaniam venTcimta: Oh my. THOSE.
Tzi Hahasus tosses her another.
Delakaniam venTcimta: I remember when I stopped by....
Delakaniam venTcimta catches with an excited grin.
Delakaniam venTcimta: Tzi, whatever would I do without you, dear twin.
Delakaniam venTcimta: Mm, Tepinar dinners....
Tzi Hahasus: Die of thirst, dear Tarrister...sister
Delakaniam venTcimta: Thie of Dirst?
Delakaniam venTcimta questions vaguely.
Delakaniam venTcimta leans back, "Alas".
Tzi Hahasus nods sagely.
Tzi Hahasus: Sala
Delakaniam venTcimta nods solemnly and toasts to Dirst..
Tzi Hahasus toast to Thie.
Tzi Hahasus toasts to ME!.
Delakaniam venTcimta: Tzi, I toast to Thie
Tzi Hahasus greens.
Delakaniam venTcimta swigs heartily.
Tzi Hahasus wigs her swine.
Delakaniam venTcimta brings the bottle back down in a graceful swoop and lets out a satisfied, "Ahh.".
Delakaniam venTcimta lugs her Chiquor.
Tzi Hahasus frinks dire.
Delakaniam venTcimta 's amber eyes look a little gold-glazed.
Tzi Hahasus glances over.
Delakaniam venTcimta blinks drearily at the bottle in her hand.
Tzi Hahasus: Moo touch iqour?
Tzi Hahasus: *ichor
Delakaniam venTcimta: Know you, Tiz... dish bottel looks like the other 17.....
Tzi Hahasus: Dlow sown...
Tzi Hahasus: nine....ten
Delakaniam venTcimta arms her wave, "Bahhh....".
Tzi Hahasus: 19
Tzi Hahasus tilts her head.
Tzi Hahasus: I..
Tzi Hahasus: tinker
Tzi Hahasus tries again.
Tzi Hahasus: Dank
Tzi Hahasus: Think
Tzi Hahasus: !
Delakaniam venTcimta looks almost pathetically confused.
Tzi Hahasus: you..
Tzi Hahasus is on a roll.
Tzi Hahasus: half
Tzi Hahasus: hast
Tzi Hahasus shakes her head, hard.
Tzi Hahasus: have had enough
Tzi Hahasus: I, on the other hand, am perfectly lushid
Delakaniam venTcimta blinks like a piece of livestock.
Tzi Hahasus finishes one bottle with a flourish and works on the other.
Delakaniam venTcimta peers in the bottle with one eye closed.
Delakaniam venTcimta is looking in it with the closed eye.
Tzi Hahasus works on the other nonalcholic drink. Really. No lies.
Delakaniam venTcimta is having a few difficulties deciding why the bottle won't let her look inside.
Tzi Hahasus Everything you read here is the truth. Except when it isn't
Tzi Hahasus: Bottles are very shy, dear
Tzi Hahasus: You have to court them before they'll let you in
Delakaniam venTcimta: Tity pat. They really ssshhhouldn't be.
Tzi Hahasus: Really. That's no way to stalk around a nice well made bottle
Delakaniam venTcimta just drear nodly..
Delakaniam venTcimta: Aaah'rights, Tiz, if you say so.
Tzi Hahasus raise an eyebrow.
Delakaniam venTcimta makes an attempt to wink at the bottle.
Tzi Hahasus: What *are* you drinking
Tzi Hahasus: winks aren't the greatest idea for a first date
Tzi Hahasus: Try something sweet
Tzi Hahasus: Sugar, perhaps?
Delakaniam venTcimta: I'm dinking nothing, Hzi
Delakaniam venTcimta: ......sugars?
Delakaniam venTcimta begins the process of thinking.
Tzi Hahasus: What have you been drinking?
Delakaniam venTcimta is still thinking.
Tzi Hahasus: Getting drunk so fast...
Tzi Hahasus: An insult to the Tcimtas
Tzi Hahasus: You really inherited all of father's worst traits...
Tzi Hahasus: That strange mole...
Delakaniam venTcimta: Isss only.... only rarely
Tzi Hahasus: That fang shaped tooth
Delakaniam venTcimta reassures Izt with a smile.
Tzi Hahasus: The fingernail that always grows faster than the others
Tzi Hahasus: The inability to hold your drink
Tzi Hahasus: I suppose you have to relieve yourself, too, eh?
Delakaniam venTcimta: De'am can hold it just fine!
Tzi Hahasus shakes her head.
Delakaniam venTcimta sneers at the other elf.
Tzi Hahasus: Don't forget to leave your chair if you have to go
Delakaniam venTcimta swigs.
Tzi Hahasus: Last time we had to get new ones
Tzi Hahasus smiles to herself.
Delakaniam venTcimta angles her head down to peer at the bottle with upward-slanted eyes.
Tzi Hahasus glances over.
Delakaniam venTcimta: Thity it poes so gast.
Tzi Hahasus: At least you're looking through the polite end now
Delakaniam venTcimta swirls the liquid around best as she can.
Tzi Hahasus looks over.
Tzi Hahasus: May I greet the bottle?
Delakaniam venTcimta finally shrugs, sits up, and gives a yawn.
Tzi Hahasus holds her hand out for it.
Tzi Hahasus: Sired to soon?
Delakaniam venTcimta leans over and hands it to Tzi. "Greet it all you want, sister, it doesn't want anything to do with me any more".
Tzi Hahasus looks at it soothingly.
Tzi Hahasus: You moved too fast
Tzi Hahasus: Let me talk to to it
Delakaniam venTcimta: Yes, I'll go bury in the leaves now.
Delakaniam venTcimta looks around as if searching for one last thing.
Tzi Hahasus whispers something to the bottle while carefully switching it with her own.
Delakaniam venTcimta looks at the bottle in her lap.
Tzi Hahasus hands De'am the bottle.
Delakaniam venTcimta looks up from her own empty bottle.
Tzi Hahasus: It's willingly to give you a second chance
Delakaniam venTcimta takes it and looks at the second one.
Delakaniam venTcimta: Oh, forget. It'd never sleep with me, and don't you think that would look bad? We've hardly known each other
Delakaniam venTcimta hands it back.
Delakaniam venTcimta hugs her own bottle.
Tzi Hahasus: Really, De'am!
Tzi Hahasus: A bottle!
Tzi Hahasus: I'm surprised you'd consider such a thing
Delakaniam venTcimta: Precisely, my dear sister.
Tzi Hahasus: Bottles are meant to be savored
Delakaniam venTcimta: A precious, innocent, unsuspecting bottle...
Tzi Hahasus: Not used in one night!
Delakaniam venTcimta: Right you are, Tzi, right you are. As usual
Tzi Hahasus stretches and slides out of the chair.
Tzi Hahasus slips the bottles in her satchel.
Delakaniam venTcimta settles back in the seat and hugs the bottle close.
Tzi Hahasus sets the bag beside the chair and curls back up in it.
Delakaniam venTcimta: Tzi, you must replace this bottle in my hand with a full one once I fall asleep, yes?
Delakaniam venTcimta: There's a good sister
Delakaniam venTcimta nods with a smile.
Tzi Hahasus nods sleepily.
Delakaniam venTcimta curls up comfortably and snoozes.
Tzi Hahasus nods off.
Everyone logs and lives happily ever after....