Violation... 1
(This is a newspaper advertisement. If you wish to employ or humor him, direct the comments to his e-mail.)
Circumstances call for me to resume my work as a bulter; I blew my finances. Too frank? I think not.
It isn't necessary to be a vapid aristocrat to desire a personal servant; the idea crosses each mind. Go 'head, realise the long dream with your money.
My faculties:
* Knowledge of proper maintenance for fine dining equipment.
* To receive guests at the door and supervise the reception of visitors.
* To assist with keeping the household budget and inventory supplies.
* To schedule and oversee household maintenance and other constructive duties.
* Knowledge of high social etiquette and formal service. (My abidance is not guaranteed.)
* To double as a bodyguard. (Your safety is guaranteed.)
* To assist with security measures.
* To oversee packing and travel preparations.
* To assist with planning and organizing parties and events in the home.
* To answers resident telephone calls.
* Serve meals and drinks and performs waiter services.
* Knowledgeable of wines.
* Can serve as personal valet to the household and/or gentleman of the house.
* To perform light housekeeping duties.
I suggest you be toleranet of my penchant for cigarettes and blood.
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I am also accepting offers for more hazardous "cleaning" services. It is suitable we speak privately in regard of the specifics...
Contact: solifugae@heaven.net
Circumstances call for me to resume my work as a bulter; I blew my finances. Too frank? I think not.
It isn't necessary to be a vapid aristocrat to desire a personal servant; the idea crosses each mind. Go 'head, realise the long dream with your money.
My faculties:
* Knowledge of proper maintenance for fine dining equipment.
* To receive guests at the door and supervise the reception of visitors.
* To assist with keeping the household budget and inventory supplies.
* To schedule and oversee household maintenance and other constructive duties.
* Knowledge of high social etiquette and formal service. (My abidance is not guaranteed.)
* To double as a bodyguard. (Your safety is guaranteed.)
* To assist with security measures.
* To oversee packing and travel preparations.
* To assist with planning and organizing parties and events in the home.
* To answers resident telephone calls.
* Serve meals and drinks and performs waiter services.
* Knowledgeable of wines.
* Can serve as personal valet to the household and/or gentleman of the house.
* To perform light housekeeping duties.
I suggest you be toleranet of my penchant for cigarettes and blood.
...
I am also accepting offers for more hazardous "cleaning" services. It is suitable we speak privately in regard of the specifics...
Contact: solifugae@heaven.net