Snape hates you all. All letters are public, strikes not legible.
Must I itemize a thank-you list? Everyone else seems to be doing so. I suppose it's polite.
Dr. Jones,
I am going to make far more use of this firewhiskey than anything else in my room. While many say it's the thought that counts, some people obviously put more thought into their gifts than others. Thank you.
Bernard,
I am not the World's Greatest Misunderstood Anti-Hero. Stop calling me that. That's how rumors get started.
Miss Sto Helit,
My thanks for the chocolates.
Miss Guevera,
Thank you for reminding me of a job I loathed and a sport I can't play. I now know who else has read up on me.
Dr. McCoy,
Thank you for the scarf. At least there's no hidden meaning behind it. It's not an aesthetic horror, and that's what counts.
Miss Boheme,
I'm interested to see how many copies of this book are used as kindling. Thank you for the book. I have no time at present to read it, but it was thoughtful nonetheless.
Dr. Jones,
I am going to make far more use of this firewhiskey than anything else in my room. While many say it's the thought that counts, some people obviously put more thought into their gifts than others. Thank you.
Bernard,
I am not the World's Greatest Misunderstood Anti-Hero. Stop calling me that. That's how rumors get started.
Miss Sto Helit,
My thanks for the chocolates.
Miss Guevera,
Thank you for reminding me of a job I loathed and a sport I can't play. I now know who else has read up on me.
Dr. McCoy,
Thank you for the scarf. At least there's no hidden meaning behind it. It's not an aesthetic horror, and that's what counts.
Miss Boheme,
I'm interested to see how many copies of this book are used as kindling. Thank you for the book. I have no time at present to read it, but it was thoughtful nonetheless.