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[The following entry has been made from Martha’s communicator.
After about an hour or two, the responses were all marked 'Private'.]
i am never getting off this ship
he takes away my inmate when it was going vry well and takes away coyoquiha coloyqu blody hell nevrmind
how do you make the audio go on this
never understood the txt function why does no one WRITE anymore its a lost art usng a quill and no one does it everyone using mobil teelpohnes andlaptop computes no one WRITES
aztecs
so absurd why cant they have normal names like fred? fredis a very normal name or SUSAN but no its alwys something with a load of x and q and h and it isnt said like you spell it is it no its coyshakwee or smthing but we call her coyo because the other way is long and noone can spell it ever and it sounds like sneezing
Moznrath is long tooo but
BUT
i am very proud of moznerath you know hewas an exemplarary inmatre you are really exemplary moze exemplary and now who do i have i ask you who
SIRUS BLACK
and then bellatrizx comesand then he turns me into a squirrel and lupin withhis stupid potion do you know how LONG it takesto brew a wolfsbane potion but you don’t care do you THREE HOURS LUPIN EVERY DAY FOR A WEEK three hours evryday and now i have to spend it with SIRRUS merlins balls
sprry merlin nothng below the waistband i always forget but you’re a legend your bollcks are profane but you havnt got a beard MERLINS BEARD then
and potter is just insult to injury like ALWAYS potter you are insult to injury thats what you are itsinsulting
a SQUIRREL. a hat fetishizing squirell.
this is because i didnt invite you to the wedding isn’t it bernard well we didnt have enough WINE for that
and people gatecrshed anyway bloody albus inviting everyone when i only wanted lucius and possibly minervaa but no he had to tell EVERYONE just EVERYONE and then redheads EVERYWHERE bloody weasleys trying to breed an army hasnt she EVER heard of birth control i askyou
[Spam for Harry]
[Snape is currently curled around a bottle of firewhiskey on the floor in a secluded corner of the library. He's looking cleaned up a bit - like someone's been taking care of him. Hair washed, sort of. He might not look quite as pale as normal, thanks to a recent holiday. Of course, his clothes are rumpled, and he's blisteringly drunk and in rare form, so it all balances out.]
[Other spam welcome. He's been 'hiding' in the library for a few hours - since the Admiral brought everyone back and he found some clothes and the bottomless bottle of firewhiskey Martha gave him for Christmas. So long as whoever finds him leaves before Potter comes to scrape him off the floor.]
After about an hour or two, the responses were all marked 'Private'.]
i am never getting off this ship
he takes away my inmate when it was going vry well and takes away coyoquiha coloyqu blody hell nevrmind
how do you make the audio go on this
never understood the txt function why does no one WRITE anymore its a lost art usng a quill and no one does it everyone using mobil teelpohnes andlaptop computes no one WRITES
aztecs
so absurd why cant they have normal names like fred? fredis a very normal name or SUSAN but no its alwys something with a load of x and q and h and it isnt said like you spell it is it no its coyshakwee or smthing but we call her coyo because the other way is long and noone can spell it ever and it sounds like sneezing
Moznrath is long tooo but
BUT
i am very proud of moznerath you know hewas an exemplarary inmatre you are really exemplary moze exemplary and now who do i have i ask you who
SIRUS BLACK
and then bellatrizx comesand then he turns me into a squirrel and lupin withhis stupid potion do you know how LONG it takesto brew a wolfsbane potion but you don’t care do you THREE HOURS LUPIN EVERY DAY FOR A WEEK three hours evryday and now i have to spend it with SIRRUS merlins balls
sprry merlin nothng below the waistband i always forget but you’re a legend your bollcks are profane but you havnt got a beard MERLINS BEARD then
and potter is just insult to injury like ALWAYS potter you are insult to injury thats what you are itsinsulting
a SQUIRREL. a hat fetishizing squirell.
this is because i didnt invite you to the wedding isn’t it bernard well we didnt have enough WINE for that
and people gatecrshed anyway bloody albus inviting everyone when i only wanted lucius and possibly minervaa but no he had to tell EVERYONE just EVERYONE and then redheads EVERYWHERE bloody weasleys trying to breed an army hasnt she EVER heard of birth control i askyou
[Spam for Harry]
[Snape is currently curled around a bottle of firewhiskey on the floor in a secluded corner of the library. He's looking cleaned up a bit - like someone's been taking care of him. Hair washed, sort of. He might not look quite as pale as normal, thanks to a recent holiday. Of course, his clothes are rumpled, and he's blisteringly drunk and in rare form, so it all balances out.]
[Other spam welcome. He's been 'hiding' in the library for a few hours - since the Admiral brought everyone back and he found some clothes and the bottomless bottle of firewhiskey Martha gave him for Christmas. So long as whoever finds him leaves before Potter comes to scrape him off the floor.]