[Audio] OH GOD WHAT HAPPENED.

[emptyyourself]

[OOC: It all started so innocuously with a Hogwarts scarf. And then he saw the glasses. And was compelled. And fought it. And PUT THEM ON ANYWAY AND OH DEAR F*CKING GOD HE'S POTTER.]

[And he's whispering because Potter is acutely aware that where potions, jars of creepy floating objects, and black robes go, Snape follows. He is therefore probably

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[Audio, so that Harry doesn't have to be traumatised!]

[a_bit_put_upon]

I can hear you! Why do you sound afraid?

[Audio] OH GOD WHAT HAS FIVE BECOME.

[emptyyourself]

I'm not afraid.

[Pause.]

I just don't think I should be in here.

[Audio] An honourary member of the Grateful Dead? :D ???

[a_bit_put_upon]

Ah, but is it fun to be in here? That is the question you must ask yourself!

[Audio]

[emptyyourself]

[Looooooong pause.]

No. No, it's not fun. Who are you?!

[Audio] (OKAY DONE EDITING)

[a_bit_put_upon]

Then what are you doing there? Come out, and dance, and sing! Whispering in a place you do not like to be is no way to have a fiesta!

[Pause.]

Hola, by the by! I am Señor Calavera!

[Audio]

[emptyyourself]

I can't get out. The door's locked, and-

It's a bit complicated.

[Audio]

[a_bit_put_upon]

You've been locked into a place? How horrible! If I were a pickpocket, I could pick it open. Shall I go to keep you company until you've picked the lock?

[Audio]

[emptyyourself]

...How could you keep me company if I can't open the door?

[Audio]

[a_bit_put_upon]

I could sing at your door! If there is one thing I am the best at in times of upset, it is to bring cheer, señor!

[...well, nobody ever said he was the SMARTEST skeleton! His brains are currently made of sweets, after all.]

[Audio]

[emptyyourself]

Thanks, but...I think I'll make due.