OHAI I can haz warden nao?

[emptyyourself]

It would appear my assertions that I would never become a warden were not entirely founded in fact. Of course, three months' consideration on the matter has been enough to sway my mind, not to mention the generous offer from the Admiral. I had no idea the wardens were offered something in exchange for their services

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[peektuttut]

You're mixing up your pronouns. I think you mean 'we're all covetous, grasping, bottom-dwelling charlatans.'

[emptyyourself]

Note: "...you're all covetous, grasping, bottom-dwelling charlatans would be to suggest the same of myself."

Reading comprehension skills will do you no harm in the future, boy. Use them.

[peektuttut]

It's Tim, actually.

My mistake. I got excited, being a bottom-dweller and all.

[emptyyourself]

That's perfectly understandable.

[a_bit_put_upon]

It would appear you're afflicted by the same sense of judgment you thought me to have.

Interesting.

[with_discipline]

Three months?

[emptyyourself]

...Did I not express myself clearly? It seems the bottom-dwelling contingency is having trouble understanding me today.

[with_discipline]

It has not been three months. Not here, in any case. You have been absent a total of two days.

[emptyyourself]

...I see.

[mrs_persson]

Oh, I don't know; some of us might have been motivated by boredom.

Welcome back, Snape. And congratulations.

[emptyyourself]

Curing boredom with constant headaches, Persson? Insanity.

[mrs_persson]

Well, for those who aren't happy unless they've got a crisis to deal with, you have to admit that this place is absolutely perfect.

Three months for you, then? You've only missed a couple of days here. Remarkably uneventful ones, relatively speaking, anyway.

[emptyyourself]

Yes, T'Pol has mentioned that I have been removed for a relatively short period of time. It would appear the Admiral has a sense of humor.

[pleasesmirk]

Of course they're motivated by greed. They're plainly not motivated by a sense of maintaining order.

... wait.

You took a hostage and someone did this? An interesting way of graduating, I'm sure. Meanwhile, some of us are sitting here, trying to help...